It's important to have a sense of humor, but it's just as important to maintain sight of the line between funny and disturbing. The new "erotic short story" Conquered by Clippy takes everyone's favorite anthropomorphic paper clip and—some might say unnecessarily—eroticizes him. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to rock bottom.
A cursory glance at author Leonard Delaney's other works of erotica will give you some idea into the kind of thing that he either thinks is funny or gets him off... or both: Taken by the Tetris Blocks, Mother Fucking Wizards, and Sex Boat, to name but three of his four works. So what, you may wonder, is Conquered by Clippy about? Wonder no longer...
Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it!”
But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.
Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It’s for super mature audiences only.
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