As your new head writer, I have an idea on what you should write for your next show. How do you feel about Post Traumatic Growth?

"How do you feel about me punching you in the face? This is a comedy blog."

I'm well aware of your...comedy...so to speak. But, what if you make it a bit smarter?

"Then we wouldn't get clicks! Nobody wants to read some wind-bag and his wind-bag ideas."
Fine..So, what if you made a comedy show about Doctor Suicides?

"WHAT? Are you trying to get us ignored all together?"

Fine...How about if you had Finkle Rock do a topic on-
"Hey honey, let's you and me talk about-"
Erectile Dysfunction?

"I don't think you know what we do here."
Alright, what if Finkle Billy did a story on-

"Hey honey, let's you and me talk about-"
Anti Semitic TV Characters?

"Are you sure you know what COMEDY is exactly?"
We'll get back to The Writer's Room next time. But, I just wanted to say Thank You for reading our Finkle products. And we promise to keep them different...or the same...or whatever you think it is we're doing here.
Thank You.