"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Guardians Office)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

Hello, can I talk to Frank, please....yes, I'll hold....yes...right...tell him it's Maury from Maury's House Of Bagels.

I'll hold..

Hi, Maury. How are you doing?

Frank, I just read three of your last blog shows and you didn't mention our business one time.

I'll make it up to you. Take 2/3 off our price we bill you.

That's fine, but why are you doing it?

Well, Snow White did a racist joke and Dumbo was being a real jerk, so I had to make a tough call, but I was thinking about 'ya the whole time.
By the way, there's a new show coming up and I want to know what you think about it?

What is it?

The Guardians Office. It's a Scientology group that's spying on the American government.

Scientology? Spying? What are you talking about?

A bunch of stuff in the 70's happened when L. Ron Hubbard was alive. They said they were disbanded and they never existed.

Wait, how can they be disbanded if they never existed?

That's the problem I have with the show, Maury.

Well, just be sure to mention our bagels more, Frank.

I promise...I promise. By the way, can I get a free donut.

I'll give you 2/3 off.

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Saturday Morning Cartoons)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Who killed the SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON?
My guest today is star of Disney's film, Dumbo!


Hehehehehe.

What's so funny, Dumbo?


I know who killed them. Hehehehehe.

Why is it so funny?


This one, you can't blame Republicans. This is all because of you Libtards. Hehehehe.

What the Hell are you talking about?


Bill Clinton made the FCC enact the Children's Education Act. Which it wanted network television to devote three hours on Saturday mornings to educational programming. And they all did.

I don't believe you.

Bill Clinton might not have killed Vince Foster, but he sure did kill Spider-Man and the Super Friends.

That's ridiculous.

He didn't kill Bin Laden, but he did kill Hong Kong Phooey.

I liked that show.

Yep, this one is all on you. Hehehehehe.

Nobody likes a gloat, Dumbo.


I'm not a gloat, I'm a Methodist.

Whatever, Dumbo. Thanks for coming anyway.


Hey, how much do I get paid for this thing?

Join us tomorrow when we'll discuss time travel.


I do get paid, right?

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (The Mandela Effect)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Does the MANDELA EFFECT really exist?
Now, you might ask "What the Hell are you talking about?" or "You're just making that up."

Well, no I'm not.

To help me explain what it is today is Snow White.


Hello!

Say, I thought there was Seven Dwarfs with you?


Oh yes, they heard it was a blog show and they didn't want to waste their time.
No offense.

Fine, fine. Can I call you Snow White?

Why don't you call me Rebecca?

Wait, your name is Rebecca?

It always has been. Don't you remember?

Ah...maybe I do....say, that's two memories I'm having of you at the same time, isn't it?

Yes.

Is that what the Mandela Effect is?


Oh, you mean that internet hoax that's going around about Mandela dying in prison and we only remember him dying a few years ago? That's hilarious.

Why is it a hoax?


Because the only people who remember an alternate reality are all on YouTube and Facebook.
If everyone remembers things in two, then we would all remember them without the internet telling us.

So, that's how I can spot a hoax?...With reasonable doubt?


That...and the guy who said it was Polish....You can't trust the Polish.

Ok, that's enough of our show today.


Or the Russians.

Ok, that's enough.
Join us tomorrow, where we'll talk about time travel.


Or midgets. Never trust a midget.