Thursday, February 5, 2015

#OnTheMic with EDDIE IZZARD


British actor and comedian Eddie Izzard is widely known for his cross-dressing stand-up routines, which pack major venues from San Francisco to Sydney. But life has not been handed to this aspiring politician on a silver platter, with many trials and tribulations driving his hunger for humour.
Eddie Izzard kicked off the Australian leg of his worldwide Force Majeure tour at the Sydney Opera House Forecourt to a 5,000-strong crowd who braved the threat of rain to see the show.
As the gods would have it, fans were blessed with a break in the city's three-day downpour and were able to watch the finale of fireworks without a fizzle. But Izzard does not believe in gods.
Yet he is not without a fearless faith, an unwavering belief in both himself and others akin to a Force Majeure – or superior force.
It is this force that Izzard's genius harnesses, transforming pain into tangible gifts for the masses via comedy, acting, activism, and soon - politics.
"This is the gift of life I think, if you do something positive, the fates - I don't believe in a god - but humanity gives you this extra gift," Izzard told Jane Hutcheon on One Plus One.
"There is the Ying and Yang of this all – the dark side of this stuff - but if you have a good, positive heart you can develop stuff."

Boarding school 'helped me take quite a lot of grief'

Izzard describes himself as a "glass two-thirds full" person.
"If you get to a glass that's totally full, then you're not dealing with the real wicket because stuff happens that's very negative," he said.
No stranger to grief or challenges of the make-or-break variety, Izzard lost his mother at just six years of age.
He describes her untimely death from cancer as a "baseball bat to the head" that smashed his life apart.
Following her death, Izzard went to boarding school, which he said had a formative influence on his personality.
"I can take quite a lot of grief coming my way and push back on it," Izzard said.
"I came out 30 years ago as transgender and it was not cool in '85 to say you were transgender ... or in 2010. 2015 is getting OK - which is weird - sexuality catching up with the activists."
Izzard told One Plus One that honesty had been pivotal in his life.
"I mean coming out as a transvestite, I had to self-analyse myself ... I tried to see a psychiatrist but I didn't get an appointment," he said.
"And in the end I got to certain conclusions and I thought, well I can take that analysis and I can put it into the work.
"So I've analysed my way through the work, using strategy, tactics - a very military approach to it.
"It's just a work hunger because I couldn't get any work until I was 30, so I'm trying to catch up."
The award-winning comedian has played Wembley, Madison Square Garden and countless other venues in all corners of the world.
He has a long list of film credits including roles in Oceans Twelve and Oceans Thirteen, and has starred in television shows such as The Riches, Hannibal and United States of Tara.
He has acted in plays on Broadway and London, completed 43 marathons in 51 days for charity, and performed comedy in several languages including French and German.

Next challenge: becoming mayor of London

Izzard seemingly has no limits and will be running for mayor of London in 2020 – a role he feels past experience has tempered him for.
"Actually I was campaigning – because I've been a member of the Labour party in Britain since '95 – and I was walking around in some election being an activist and people were shouting really negative things.
"And I thought, actually this is not as bad as what people shout at me for being a transvestite, so I can do this political thing."
Ultimately Izzard believes Europe will have to learn to work together in some way.
"If we can't do it in Europe then how is any other continent going to do this? The world will not make it. If we don't do this, then the world will not make it," he said.
"Because despair is the fuel of terrorism and hope is the fuel of civilisation."
Izzard sees it as imperative to push back against extremists and "hateful people who try to stamp on others".
"You've got to push back against these disgusting people and say that we're [those in the transgender community] not disgusting because they've been saying that we're disgusting."
"I'm just a human being, and I have a right to exist, and the guilt and shame. I'm not having that."
Izzard reflects with a tone diametrically opposed to comedy. Freedom, both global and personal, is no joke.
His bright red lipstick and nails are to him, part of his nature, not part of his routine.
"I do predict it's genetic [being transgender] because I never chose this, and I'm so straight," he mused.
Despair is the fuel of terrorism and hope is the fuel of civilisation.
Eddie Izzard
"I love football, I was going to be in the army, I was going to be in the special forces, this is what I wanted to do, and I've still got all that side to me.
"But there's also the girly side and I've just been honest and told people about it."
Izzard said he came out about as being transgender because it was true and right, despite the risk it posed to his comedy career, which was just getting off the ground at the time.
"I could feel my career was taking off and everyone thought 'hey you're funny with the comedy'," he said.
"But if they didn't laugh at me in the dress it might just kill my career that I'd spent a decade trying to get off the ground - or longer if you go back into the teenage years."

'One life, live it': bumper sticker rings true for Izzard

Born in Yemen in 1962 to British parents Dorothy Ella and Harold John Izzard, Izzard has taken a holistic view of the planet, with gigs lined up in Kathmandu and Arabic-speaking countries.
"I'm in Australia now which I see as a home gig. I don't see this as an away gig," he said.
"That's how I see the world... when they've got Mars going and people are on Mars living in big pods and stuff and they're saying 'what's home?' I'll be going 'Earth'. So that's how I feel about it.
Izzard sums up his life's philosophy with a message he once read on a bumper sticker.
"When I was training for the 43 marathons I ran in five years ago, there was a car bumper sticker saying 'one life, live it'," he said.
"I don't believe there's a god organising this, if there is he's a bit of a bastard cause you know, World War II.
"So I think, 'one life, live it' - try and be positive and hopefully some LGBT kid from somewhere up in the mountains will say 'well there's a transvestite guy and he's doing some stuff so I'm going to do stuff like that'.
"And that's my hope."
Izzard ends the Australian leg of Force Majeure in Melbourne on February 12 before heading to New Zealand.
For the full interview with Jane Hutcheon, watch One Plus One on Friday at 10:00am on ABC TV, on ABC iview, and on ABC News 24 on Friday at 8:30pm AEDT.

#Restraint by PRESLEY HART


Sweet, loving couple Presley Hart and Ryan McLane share some wine and add a blindfold to their lovemaking mix here in this clip from their scene in New Sensations' "Restraint" directed by the ever awesome Jacky St. James.  
The way this plays out is really an excellent object lesson for any of you guys out there who want to try something new or remotely kinky into your bedroom sexual antics.  All of the couples in this communicate and pick out their BDSM accessories together.  It all really looks like a great time, which is what it is all supposed to be about.  
When you take one of your senses out of the picture, the others get richer and more sensitive.  That is so much fun when it comes to fucking.  I can tell from the way that Hart sucks on McLane's cock here that it must taste absolutely amazing.  It must feel so fucking great with the way that it grows in her mouth and gets harder.  Every tongue movement changes how he feels and tastes inside of her.  The sex, well, she most definitely enjoys all that thrusting.  McLane is definitely a man who likes to please....
Restraint
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"Porn Again Christian" JOSE SANTIAGO


A pastor from Puerto Rico is standing firm on his decision to keep his position amid calls for him to step down following the discovery of his former life as a gay porn star.
In a report by the Daily Mirror, Pastor Jose Santiago said that he has no intentions of stepping down as pastor despite the circulation of his old porn films on the internet, because he believes that the videos are being used to discredit his church.
Santiago did not deny that he was the person featured in the pornographic material that resurfaced on the web.
Instead, he explained he was called by God seven years ago, which prompted him to change his lifestyle. He has since been married to a woman and preaches the word of God in the House of Prayer Monte Santo.
"In those days I was gay and participated in homosexual activities, but God touched me, God transformed me, God gave me a woman who loves me and she loves my past. I haven't seen any of these films in years. I don't receive any money for them and it's part of a life that is over," he said according to The Mirror.
Santiago is not the first adult film star to quit the porn industry to focus on his faith.
A lesbian porn actress from Britain, Teresa Carey, shared her story on the news site Barcroft TV, telling it she experienced a religious epiphany of Jesus at the same time as her husband that "shook her to the core" and touched her emotionally.
She added that since the event, she has focused on her faith and her family and now travels the country with her "Porn Again Christian" evangelistic ministry.
"People are really positive, talking to me afterwards. That's what I'm always telling people – if Jesus could come to me, a woman who was working in the porn industry, which most people around me would think was a pretty low thing to be doing, then he can come to anybody.If he didn't condemn me for what I was doing, then he's not going to condemn you," she shared.

#OnTheMic with BILL COSBY


Comedian, black pride activist, and actor: Bill Cosby is well known for all of these roles. However, recently, his name has been used in another context – Bill Cosby, the sexual offender. It is hard to believe the comedian has done everything he is accused of. It seems suspicious that he was never caught despite allegedly committing predatory behavior throughout his career and that many of his victims spoke out 30 years after the alleged crimes.
THE MAN
To this day, we know Cosby for his many roles and his stand-up commedy career. An actor and comedian, he was one of the titans of 20th century American comedy. He has entertained the nation since the 1960s and has not yet shown any signs of stopping. But recently, Cosby’s career has experienced some bumps on the road. More than 20 women have come forward to claim the comedian is a sexual offender, with the earliest allegation going as far back as the 1960s. 
However, the most important question is if Cosby is a sexual predator. The possibility exists, yet as long as it remains a possibility and not a certainty, Cosby deserves the benefit of the doubt. Even when considering the overwhelming number of witnesses, their persuasive power remains questionable due to the lack of additional evidence. 
COSBY’S CAREER
Cosby has denied each of these accusations, and evidence to be provided with the intention of defending him is still pending. However, with accusations of assaults as far back as the 1960s, the comedian is still telling jokes and making shows. More than 40 years later, he remains. If the allegations are true and Cosby’s sexual assault history is nearly as old as his career in showbiz, then either the man is very skilled at hiding it, or he is no sexual predator. How skilled in hiding can a public figure like Cosby be? Perhaps Cosby is not in jail because he is not a criminal. 
EMPTY ACCUSATIONS
In addition, many of the supposed victims’ chances to incriminate the predator were lost when they did not accuse him immediately.
“It never occurred to me to go to the police,” philanthropist and Huffington Post writer Cindra Ladd said. “Other than my roommate, I did not discuss that night with anyone for 36 years.”
I don’t believe it is possible for the thought of speaking out against Cosby to never occur back when the events were fresh in Ladd’s memory. In this case, as in many others, there is no persuasive evidence to make the accusation into something more substantial.
Other allegations have been shown to be false. Recently, Las Vegas stripper Chloe Goins  accused Cosby after a number of other women did. However, the comedian has evidence that he was thousands of miles away when the alleged crime happened. 
It is also interesting that many of the Cosby accusations — which were all from the 2000s — accuse him of committing crimes in the 1970s. Even for more recent cases, the lack of evidence could prove to be incriminating in its own way for his accusers. If they cannot find a way to prove Cosby is a sexual predator, he could simply wait for the accusations to pass. 
Despite efforts to indict the 77-year-old actor, he remains defiant and continues his shows and stand-up routines, although with mixed results. More than 1,000 people attended his stand-up at the Buell Theatre in Denver on Jan. 17, according to the Denver Post. At the same time, there were dozens of protesters outside led by women’s rights attorney Gloria Allred; the crowd carried signs like “Rape is no laughing matter” and “Shame on you.”  
LOYAL FANS
Despite everything going on outside the theater, Cosby’s support made it difficult to believe allegations against him exist at all, as many of the protesters declared their love for his shows. 
Still, the doubt among many of his fans remains. “It’s unsettling because he was America’s father figure,” Paul Landry said in the Denver Post. “But too many women have the same story.” 
Perhaps the most unsettling part of these allegations is how people have responded to them.

Cosby is an influential man in a powerful position. However, even though he has so far remained safe from all the allegations, Cosby’s career has darkened. What will happen to him remains to be seen.

Actress MIA AUSTIN eats a popsicle

Mia Austin Is One Sweet Girl in Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel's "Prince Yahshua Slayin' Young Sluts"

Pretty Mia Austin is as sweet as can be in this clip from her scene with Prince Yahshua in director Jonni Darkko's "Prince Yahshua Slayin' Young Sluts" for Evil Angel.  She gets out of her pink lingerie to give a solo show with herself and that sugary, pink, frosty treat in and around her pretty pussy.  
Yahshua is all about fingering that pretty slit as soon as he can get to her and I can not blame him one bit.  Austin's skin is just golden here.  I love how she looks and how much just love getting Yahshua's dick inside of her.  She rolls her eyes back in her head with pleasure just so well.  Yahshua really loves this chick's body.  He seems to want to cum in her super fast and I love that.  That reality of it....how good she must feel.  She does look quite snug too.  
Yahshua feeds her his cock and that popsicle at one point, stretching that pretty face of hers.  That is quite the combination of sweet and salty, isn't it?  She is OK with hard fucking in her face and her pussy and I am OK with seeing her love it all!

What is FANTASY FEST?


Florida gets a bad wrap, and while they bring it upon themselves, there are some great things about Florida. I’m not talking about the beaches or the nightclubs or the sports teams, I’m speaking of the annual street party know as Fantasy Fest. After watching this video, you’ll probably become a fan of Fantasy Fest.  
The video titled simply, Gorgeous Blonde Shows off at Fantasy Fest, gives you an idea of what the party is all about. Posted on Vimeo (the link is below) 
a beautiful blonde not wearing any underwear sits on a balcony showing off her nice shaved pussy. While that would be great enough, she’s also wearing that wonderful pink mesh top that displays her amazing rack. Rivaling that of New Orleans' famous Mardi Gras, Fantasy Fest, which takes place in Key West, Florida includes parades, costume competitions, drag queen contests, and lots of nudity - you know, everything a great fest needs. While Mardi Gras has history on its side, I would be looking over my shoulder at Fantasy Fest. Let’s see what you got, Mardi Gras.  
Though, I will say, watch the video with the sound off. I think it might have been really windy that day so the audio is not so great.

KELLY BROOK after work conversation


What can we say? 
Some women just make work-out clothes look sexy! In this case, Kelly Brook has definitely sealed the deal. Or better yet, she put a damn cherry on top of it! When you can make a sports bra and high-waisted, camel-toe clinging work-out pants look hot, there's just no telling what you can do!
These photos were snapped while Kelly was out and about in LA. What's going on exactly isn't quite clear, but she doesn't necessarily look too happy about it. Although Kelly doesn't look too enthusiastic, we sure are enthusiastic to see that hot bod of hers all work-out clad and sexy as can be.
We might all like to envision female gym-goers as bombshells but the truth of the matter is that this kind of hotness isn't something that we get to witness every day. Can you even imagine just how sexy those great big boobs of hers must look bouncing all around as she's getting her sweat on? Yeah, there's something to be said about a woman who makes work-out clothes look hot; Kelly Brook is a diamond in the fucking rough!

iHeartRadio vs Sedric (COMEDY)



For everyone who has ever downloaded iHeart Radio on their phones for the sole reason of listening to music away from Youtube and wanting to hear a full album, maybe, you know from what I speak.
You pick a band or artist and the iHeart finds someone else to play for you that sort of similar.
But, there has to be one guy responsible...somewhere...that's telling YOU what HE wants you to listen to.

Me: Rolling Stones

iHeart: So, you like the Rolling Stones? Listening to The Kinks

Me: The Clash

iHeart: So, you like The Clash? Listen to The Kinks

Me: Moneybrother

iHeart: So, you like Moneybrother?...are you sure? Maybe you spelled it wrong?

Me: No, I want to listen to Moneybrother

iHeart: We can't find that search

Me: Ok, how about Tom Tom Club

iHeart: Yes, we do have a whole collection of their musical catelogue

Me: No, I just want to hear their one hit song please

iHeart: Well, before we play that, listen to The Kinks

Me: I don't want to listen to The Kinks! I HATE THE KINKS!

iHeart: You just said The Kinks...we put them on your "favorites" list

Me: Wait! No! How do I take them off my list?

iHeart: Thank you for using iHeart Radio, Sedric


Wednesday, February 4, 2015

#OnTheMic with AHMED AHMED

Egyptian-American standup Ahmed Ahmed is best known in the UK as the 2004 recipient of the inaugural Richard Pryor award for ethnic minority comedians on the Edinburgh Fringe. Inaugural, and only: it was scrapped after one year. He’s unlikely, alas, to win any prizes for this London outing – at least for this final preview, which by his own admission was a struggle. Whether a fuller house would generate more heat around Ahmed’s underpowered routines on race, middle-aged dating and his funny dad is wide open to question.
His opening salvos don’t inspire confidence. Being a Muslim, he explains: “I don’t eat pork. But I fucked a few pigs.” Judging by his later material on the opposite sex – which flaunts old-school assumptions about who pays the bill, and riffs on how “awesome” it was dating a 21-year-old (Ahmed is 44) – that pigs gag is as charmless as it sounds.
There are livelier moments. He gets mileage from his theory that the Biblical burning bush is marijuana – even if his gleeful depiction of pot smoking, like his material on “cougars” (older women) and Game of Thrones feels a bit adolescent. Material on being an Arab at airport security treads familiar ground, but is animated with a bracing cynicism borne (I imagine) of infuriating experience.
Having organised Middle East comedy tours (which he mentions), Ahmed presumably has some fascinating tales to tell. But he’s not telling them tonight. In their place, there’s a sub-Carry On routine about a prostate exam by a gay doctor, which we’re invited to see as a hilarious affront to Ahmed’s straight male dignity. Elsewhere, it’s passable club-comedy fare. Someone should have warned Ahmed that standards are higher at Soho theatre – and that he ought to have prepared more than 40 minutes of material, too.

#OnTheMic with DARA O'BRIAIN


It’s a daft cliche that comedians are tortured souls, says Dara O Briain: dentists arereportedly more depressive, and no one claims they dredge their surgical skills “from a very dark place”. It’s clear why the tears-of-a-clown myths annoy theMock the Week man: if humour sprang only from inner torment, he’d be stuffed. His comedy is serenely untroubled; he comes across as delighted by how his life is panning out, thanks very much, and no turbid psychological depths are plumbed by these perky routines about drunken dancing, ABC books for children or the critical global shortage of helium.
By instinct, I bridle at the frictionlessness of it all. But there’s no gainsaying O Briain’s comic aptitude, while his material is often refreshing in its intelligence, its scepticism of convention and easy simplifications. I enjoyed his scorn for the cult of high-end telly (Breaking Bad; Nordic noir) – even if the interactive routine assembling a new, identikit crime show is a blunt instrument with which to unpick it. Later, he riffs on our culture of sentimentality, nailing its fraudulence while professing merely mild personal distaste. (There’s also a precious gag here about unearthing unlikely ancestors on Who Do You Think You Are?)
One or two observational routines are undistinguished, and at points you wish O Briain would staunch the burbling verbal flow; sometimes, this sounds like comedy delivered by a racing commentator, or an auctioneer. More often, the show is animated by critical intelligence (evident even in a show-stopping closer about where precisely sexiness stops between the stocking and the sock) and refusal to kowtow to everyday idiocies – like the requirement to be earnest when visiting Africa with Comic Relief. None of this is tortured; some of it’s a mite too smooth. But it’s smart, slyly outspoken and doesn’t stint on laughs

You should love IZABEL GOULART


There’s that old saying that one needs to learn how the sausage is made in order to appreciate it, or something like that. Well, while getting a glimpse of Izabel Goulart’s workout one learns how a beautiful body is made. Surprisingly enough, I really do appreciate her body more now.  
Best known for her work as one of the Victoria's Secret Angels from 2005 to 2008, Goulart’s career could have been over before it began. During her first trip down the runway she had a bit of wardrobe malfunction that exposed her beautiful breasts. Luckily this didn’t scare her away or hamper her career. Goulart moved on to model for some of the world’s best designers like Oscar de la Renta, Chanel, Ralph Lauren, Dolce and Gabbana, and Stella McCartney. She is also one of the faces of Armani Exchange. Recently, Goulart has done a little acting with guest spots onTwo and a Half Men and Entourage. I don’t know if she has any more plans to continue acting, but I would enjoy seeing more of her on my television.  
Of course, posting workout videos on her Instagram page is also a great way to see more of her. To say her workout is impressive is putting it lightly. It's obvious that she works hard for that banging body!

You should love KELLY ROHRBACH


Well, supposedly Sports Illustrated has named their new IT girl! Who, you ask? Well, her name is Kelly Rohrbach and supposedly she's going to be one hell of a hit. All we've got to say is that Kelly sure is one incredible piece of Sports Illustrated booty.
Sorry to say, but these photos aren't from Sports Illustrated. But does it really matter where they came from when she looks so fucking hot in them? They were gathered from her Instagramaccount, FYI. If you're curious as to what else it may contain you can scope it out here. Now that we've got the introductions out of the way, all we really know is that Kelly was named No. 4 inSports Illustrated's Swimsuit Rookie Edition. Kelly might be a rookie, but there's no way that this is her first time!
Supposedly Kelly gave acting a go when she was in college. Believe it or not, she was actually a golf star! Does Kelly have what it takes to hit in big SI Swimsuit issue? We think she deserves a great big "Hell yes!". Those boobs, that booty, that body! Perfection! It really just doesn't get much hotter than a sexy blonde in a bikini.