JOANNA ANGEL into a New Year!

True, Christmas has segued into Boxing Day, but there's still one Christmas gift we have yet to unwrap: the delightful Joanna Angel, whose December 25th birthday makes her the greatest Christmas gift the universe has every bestowed upon us. True XXX fans doubtless know all about this lovely lady, who's been blessing us with porno goodness for over a decade – but for those of you who don't have time to comb through over a decade worth of scenes, here's a few of our favorites, guaranteed to make your (post) Christmas celebration extra bright.

Joanna's Angels: True Angel fans know that Joanna got her start in porn as a college student, launching Burning Angel from the wilds of New Brunswick, New Jersey. From there, the site took off and grew into the porn empire we know today – and "Joanna's Angels" was the film that helped transition Burning Angel from a web only concern to a major porn media player. As you may have guessed, the film's a tribute to "Charlie's Angels"... but with a whole bunch more banging. Joanna's featured in several scenes, but our favorite would have to be her BBG threeway with James Deen (long before he was the famous cocksman he is today) and Tommy Pistol. James and Joanna start off the scene with reciprocal oral and some serious sex, only to up the ante when Tommy Pistol rolls in and takes it to the next level with a delicious DP. Yes, even when Joanna was "new" to porn she was talented enough to pull off a DP (hey, like we said, she's the universe's Christmas gift to us all).

Belladonna's Fucking Girls 5: We're not the only ones who think this scene is the tits: Aiden Riley enjoyed it enough to include it in "The Best of Belladonna" (which is a compilation with seriously high standards, all things considered). What makes Joanna's tryst with Bella so incredibly memorable? In addition to some amazing chemistry (no surprise, given how much each of these girls loves the ladies), there's a fun lead up that features some public nudity (on Joanna's part) and roller skating before the girls get down to the serious business of fucking each other. And once the get down to it, boy, do they ever get going: Joanna and Bella clock in at close to 50 minutes of action, with plenty of oral, a bit of foot fetish action, and some delightful toys to mix things up (who can resist the sight of a big rubber fist plunged deep into Belladonna's asshole?).

XOXO Joanna Angel: A love letter from Joanna Angel to her fans, "XOXO" offers up eight full scenes of Joanna banging. Everything from intimate lovemaking with then boyfriend James Deen to a filthy bar blowbang (as well as a gangbang, a threesome, and a night vision foursome, just to keep things fresh) is featured in this film, making it really hard fro us to pick just one bit of deliciousness to recommend your way. Frankly, we think any true Joanna fan needs to consume the whole masterpiece in one extended Joanna Angel marathon (hey, it's not like you're going back to work any time soon, right?).

Doppelganger: What's the one thing better than Joanna Angel? Two Joanna Angels, obviously. Granted, we don't have access to a cloning machine (and Joanna doesn't have a secret twin), but there is a Joanna Angel blow up doll out there, who, as it happens, is the subject of this film. Burning Angel's horror comedy porno romp tells the tale of a Joanna Angel blow up doll who comes to live and wreaks havoc on Joanna Angel – with some seriously hot sex to be had along the way as well. Joanna's featured in two delightfully different scenes: one with Jiz Lee, whose Burning Angel debut does the Bay Area proud; and a second with James Deen, who fucks Joanna silly after she successfully defeats the demon doll. Blow up doll Joanna isn't quite as a hot a fuck as her flesh counterpart, but hey: can we really complain that we only have one gorgeous Joanna Angel willing to get hot and heavy on camera for us?

Joanna Angel Gangbang: Joanna may have been born on Christmas, but as it happens, she's actually Jewish (which, come to think of it, gives her even more in common with another famous Xmas baby). In this phenomenal gangbang, she pays homage to her Jewish roots with a Chanuka themed fuck fest: yes, in celebration of the festival of lights, Joanna takes on eight hard, throbbing cocks. Going into the scene, some were worried that Joanna wouldn't have enough orgasms for all eight dicks. But in a true Chanuka miracle, her pussy remained wet enough to take on all eight dicks: clearly, sex with Joanna Angel is the true reason for the season.

MILEY MAY is "Rocco's Intimate Initiations"

Pale blonde Miley May gets to experience AVN Foreign Male Performer of the year nominee and perennial winner/director Rocco Siffredi in her scene with him in Rocco Siffredi Productions/Evil Angel's "Rocco's Intimate Initiations".  She giggles when he asks if she likes to get a little wild because, well, she is Miley May, you know?  Siffredi gives her quite the workout here, nonetheless.  May's mouth and throat get opened super-wide by Siffredi's epic cock and May definitely has her mind blown by what doing a scene with Siffredi is all about.

May hits orgasms here in this POV that I do not think she was emotionally prepared to hit, which makes everything a bit more interesting.  Siffredi loves her creamy skin and he loves grinding his dick over the crack of her ass.  The fucking here is fun with May sating every desire for dick she has ever hard by bouncing herself on his dick hella hard while Siffredi chokes her with one hand while keeping that POV camera going with the other.  I love how she looks in the purple fishnets he has her in here.  Sigh.  Pretty girl....  

JULIA PINK vs Munich

A porn star teacher who lost her job after the religious school she worked at discovered her ‘extracurricular’ activities is appealing the ruling and claims she can still promote Christian values.

The woman, known in the porn trade as Julia Pink, worked for 17 years with the Diakonia Germany Evangelical Federal Association in Munich.

Miss Pink, 38, taught children and supervised adults with learning disabilities but she also moonlighted as a hardcore porn actress and was discovered after winning a ‘shooting star’ award at the Venus porn fair.

She was sacked without notice after church leaders became aware of her erotic films and decided she was not suitable.

A church spokesman said: "Despite her long years of service we feel that her other work is incompatible with our message."

In October, Pink took the Association to court where judge Renate Leier agreed that her dismissal without notice was "unfair" but that the "reasons for doing so were legitimate."

Hun-believable: School members were shocked when they found out the teacher appeared in porn films

The judge ruled that: "The applicant is involved with pornographic activities contrary to the Church's sexual ethics and thereby committed a breach of duty of loyalty that may justify a dismissal."

Now Miss Pink says she will appeal that decision.

She said: "I do porn films but that doesn’t mean I can’t teach and that I can’t promote Christian values.

"I myself am a Catholic and a believer. I visit swingers clubs and do porn but so what?"

Parent of two children taught by the woman, Christian Herman, 32, said: "Millions of people watch porn in Germany and around the world and it doesn't mean that they can't bring up their children properly.

"So just because this woman is in porn doesn't mean she can't do her job as a teacher well."

ZLATA the World's bendiest woman

These amazing images show how Zlata, the world's bendiest woman, contorts herself in her 2015 calender.

The Russian bombshell forces her lithe body into the most extreme poses possible while wearing a skin-tight gold jumpsuit.

Practice makes perfect: Zlata trains everyday to maintain her flexibility

Her immaculately made-up and slender form casts shadows onto the white backdrop as she bends herself into the jaw-dropping positions.

Looking like a piece of modern art, the stunning contortionist has broken many world records for her flexibility, and all of those skills are on display in her calender for the New Year.

Stilettoed star: The bombshell puts many yoga bunnies to shame with her balancing skills

The calender's mind-bending shapes include her wrapping her legs around her head and standing on her hands, and bending her torso all the way back to put her head between her legs.

Zlata, whose real name is Julia Guenthel, has been contorting her body since she was four years old.

Flawlessly flexible: Against the white backdrop, some of her contortions look unreal

The 28-year-old former gymnast now lives in Germany, where she practices every day to maintain her flexibility.

The 5ft 8in beauty said: "I wish my fans, contortion fans and all the contortionists around the world a lovely Christmas time.

"Stay faithful to me next year and I will have many more surprises for you."

CINDY GARCIA LISTER the FITness Queen

A serial dieter has finally gone from fatness to fitness after beating the bulge to become a competitive BODY BUILDER.

Cindy Garcia-Lister has ditched the faddy diets, transforming her body to become a super muscley body builder.

Cindy, 31, now competes regularly and is hoping to win her first major title next year.

Super Toned: Cindy Garcia-Lister shed the stones and now competes in body building competitions

She said: "I can't believe how much my life has changed. I went from trying every diet under the sun, to going to spin classes and weight training almost every day.

"I feel so much healthier, and I absolutely love competing - when I look back at old pictures of myself, I find it hard to believe that it's me.

"I've also recently started my own personal training business to help people make a change like I did."

Cindy, who once tipped the scales at almost 13 stone, now weighs just eight, having dropped from a size 16 to a six.

The toned brunette was slim as a child growing up in her native Costa Rica, but began to gain weight at university.

Before Loss: Cindy, pictured here before her weight loss, used to do fad diets

Cindy said: "I was stressed due to the work load so when I did eat it wasn't anything healthy - it was chocolate and crisps - all the wrong kinds of food.

"I was very afraid of the scales but I knew I didn't want to be in such bad shape so I started dieting."

Unfortunately, Cindy tried all the wrong diets and was unable to shift the weight.

She said: "I'd just go on the internet and see what magic diets people were talking about. I tried so many crazy things - cutting out certain foods completely rather than actually eating a balanced diet.

"It wasn't until I saw a picture of myself when I went home to see my family. I just thought oh my god, I need to do something."

Cindy joined a gym, began weight training, and immediately noticed a difference.

Work Stress: Cindy weighed up to 13 stone and was a size 16 before she took up fitness

Cindy said: "At first I tried lots of different methods of training, but it was the weight training I loved the most. Every three months I was having to buy clothes in a smaller size.

"Soon, after chatting to people at the gym, I became interested in body composition, and ways to make myself stronger. It's then that I learnt about body building.

"When I told people what I was doing, they were a bit unsure about it too. Everyone warned me not to get too muscular, but I think I have the balance right."

Cindy entered the bikini category for her first competition and fell in love with body building.

Strong Arm: Cindy has already won trophies in body building contests and wants to win a title

She said: "When I walked out onto the stage for the very first time it was really scary - I had so many butterflies. But I was over the moon when I came fourth, I had no idea I would do so well.

"A few months later I entered another competition and I managed to win three trophies, it was such a buzz.

"Now I'm starting to prepare for a huge competition next year held by the UK Body Building and Fitness Federation - it will be my biggest competition so far, and if I win, my first major title.

"I've also recently started my own personal training business, something I would never have imagined I'd do.

"Some times I can't believe how much my life has changed, but I'm so glad I did it."

TAYLOR LIANNE CHANDER wants to make seXtape

Michael Phelps' self-proclaimed 'intersex' girlfriend has been offered a role in a porn film to act out their alleged fling.

Taylor Lianne Chandler has been approached by porn baron Vivid Entertainment boss Steve Hirsch, who has made millions from hardcore pornography films for the internet. 

Chandler, 41, told TMZ who reported the news, that she was still in the 'wine and dine me' stage of negotiations. 

  

Michael Phelps' (left) self-proclaimed 'intersex' girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler (right)  has been offered a role in a porn film to act out their alleged fling

Porn baron: Steven Hirsch  poses with Savanna Samson, one of his Vivid Entertainment stars. Hirsch, who has made millions from hardcore pornography films for the internet, reportedly approached Chandler  

Last month Chandler claimed that the most decorated Olympian of all time pursued her on Tinder – but that they are no longer an item.

Chandler, claims to have had a romance with the US athlete, 12 years her junior, before he went into rehab in September and that they became involved after he approached her on the dating app.

However, such is Phelps' fame, that she wasn't sure if the messages were coming from a made-up account.

I'm yelling Tinder: A look at Phelps' alleged Tinder profile, which is how he and Chandler first met

'He was wonderful in bed': Phelps' intersex girlfriend speaks out

She told The Daily Beast's Aurora Snow: 'He pursued me [on Tinder]. He was actually outside the age range for what my account was setup for. But what I've learned is when someone looks at whatever and likes you, even if they're younger it shows up in your feed.

'But at the time I just didn't think it was real. You just figure it's fake.'

Chandler explained that once they'd met up, their relationship seemed quite serious.

She said: 'We talked about the fact that I wasn't looking to get involved with someone unless it was serious. I'm not ugly, so its not like men don't approach me, but I wanted something real. And it felt real with him. I've been to his house four times, we talk everyday, and I've slept with him more than once.'

Chandler admitted on a Facebook post that she'd been born an 'intersex' - someone who had male genitalia, but no testicles, while also having a uterus and no ovaries

Chandler claims she was with Phelps when he was arrested on suspicion of DUI on September 30 in Baltimore

Feet in the sand: Chandler has been a champion for gender rights

Her choice: Chandler began taking testosterone blockers in her teens, and had corrective surgery in her early twenties to get rid of her male genitalia 

The blonde says that she had a fulfilling sex life with Phelps, who made her feel 'like the most beautiful woman in the world'.

The pair are no longer together, but for reasons that Chandler won't disclose.

She insists that the split is not because she was forced to admit her past, and says that the reason is for Phelps to disclose.

Chandler admitted on a Facebook post that she'd been born an 'intersex' – someone who had male genitalia, but no testicles, while also having a uterus and no ovaries - with the name David Roy Fitch.

She wrote: 'I was never a man, never lived as a man. No one can say they knew me as a man or produce a photo of me as a man.

'There are people that remember me as an androgynous child at times because of what was forced upon me.'

GUILTY: Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps walks into a courthouse Friday morning for a trial on drunken driving and other charges. He pled guilty

After his arrest Phelps went to rehab. He was busted with a .14 blood alcohol level. He has since gone to rehab

She had previously detailed their first date, to a Baltimore Ravens games, to the National Enquirer.

'One thing led to the next, and we made love during halftime,' she claims in the interview.

'Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.'

She also told the magazine that she never lied to the swimmer about her past, saying it just never came up.

Chandler claims she was with Phelps when he was arrested on suspicion of DUI on September 30 in Baltimore, Maryland.

Showing some skin: Photos of Michael Phelps in a jail cell after his DUI arrest have been released

Scene of Michael Phelps arrested again for drunk driving

The swimmer entered rehab just a few days after the incident.

On Friday Phelps pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of alcohol and received 18 months of supervised probation and a one-year suspended jail sentence.

The 18-time Olympic gold medalist was arrested for drunken driving early on September 30 after speeding and then crossing the double yellow lines inside a Baltimore tunnel, police said.

'The last three months of my life have been some of the hardest times I've ever gone through, some of the biggest learning experiences I've ever had,' Phelps, wearing a dark suit, white shirt and blue tie, told reporters.

'I'm happy to be moving forward. I'll continue to grow from this.'

Phelps, 29, was clocked by radar at around 1:40 a.m. traveling 84 miles per hour (135 kph) in a 45-mph (72-kph) zone, police said, adding that he blew a .14 on a Breathalyzer, nearly twice the legal limit of .08 in Maryland.

He faced up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

'I hope we don't have this conversation again and I'm optimistic that we won't have this conversation again,' Judge Nathan Braverman told Phelps during his sentencing. 

Police said an officer followed Phelps' 2014 Land Rover onto northbound Interstate 95, through the Fort McHenry Tunnel, and pulled him over just beyond the tunnel's toll plaza.

The drunken-driving arrest was the second for Phelps, who has spent most his life working feverishly in the pool but admits he likes to have a good time when not competing.

Following his arrest, Phelps, who is eyeing a spot on the U.S. team for the 2016 Olympics, was suspended for six months by USA Swimming and barred from representing the United States at the 2015 FINA World Swimming Championships in Russia.

Phelps said he completed a 45-day rehab program at an Arizona treatment center following his arrest, continues aftercare in Baltimore, and will participate in Alcoholics Anonymous. 

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"I died an ISIS sex slave"

Shocking: Teens are among victims after group went on ethnic cleansing rampage

Terrified women captured by Islamic State thugs are strangling each other and killing themselves to escape rape and torture as sex slaves.

It is feared thousands of Yazidi women from Northern Iraq may have suffered torture, rape and other sexual abuse from Islamic State fighters.

Some survivors have even told how they tried to kill each other by strangulation in a bid to avoid suffering at the hands of the IS murderers.

Some young girls in their teens are among the victims after being captured by Islamic State as the group went on an ethnic cleansing rampage.

In a shock report released today and called Escape from hell: Torture, sexual slavery in Islamic State captivity in Iraq - Amnesty International probes the horrifying abuse suffered by possibly thousands of Yezidi women and girls seized by the marauding extremists in Northern Iraq.

One young woman Wafa, 27, who escaped IS told Amnesty how she and her sister attempted to end their lives one night after their captor threatened them with forced marriage.

They tried to strangle themselves with scarves but two girls sleeping in the same room awoke and stopped them. Wafa said: “We tied the scarves around our necks and pulled away from each other as hard as we could, until I fainted … I could not speak for several days after that.”

Many women are being forcibly married, “sold” or given as “gifts” to Islamic State fighters or their supporters.

Often, captives were forced to convert to Islam. 

Amnesty International’s Senior Crisis Response Advisor Donatella Rovera, who spoke to more than 40 former captives in northern Iraq, said: “Hundreds of Yazidi women and girls have had their lives shattered by the horrors of sexual violence and sexual slavery in Islamic State captivity.

“Many of those held as sexual slaves are children - girls aged 14, 15 or even younger. Islamic State fighters are using rape as a weapon in attacks amounting to war crimes and crimes against humanity.”

The women and girls are among thousands of Yazidis from the Sinjar region in north-west Iraq who have been targeted since August in a wave of ethnic cleansing by Islamic State.

Nineteen-year-old Jilan committed suicide while being held captive in Mosul because she feared she would be raped, her brother told Amnesty.

One of the girls, who managed to escape, was held in the same room as Jilan and 20 others, including two girls aged ten and 12. She told Amnesty:

“One day we were given clothes that looked like dance costumes and were told to bathe and wear those clothes.

“Jilan killed herself in the bathroom. She cut her wrists and hanged herself. She was very beautiful; I think she knew she was going to be taken away by a man and that is why she killed herself.” 

Several former captives said they had been held in family homes where they lived with their captors’ wives and children.

Many Yazidi survivors are also struggling to cope with the loss of dozens of their relatives, murdered or still in captivity.

A 16 year-old girl called Randa, from a village near Mount Sinjar, was abducted with scores of her family members including her heavily-pregnant mother.

Randa was “sold” or given as a “gift” to a man twice her age who raped her.

She recalled: “It is so painful what they did to me and to my family. Islamic State has ruined our lives... what will happen to my family? I don’t know if I will ever see them again.”

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