I'm Frank Finkle...and this is...ah what's the name again? Oh yeah, Conspiracy Theory.
JOURNALISM: Is American journalism making us dumb?
My brother Lou, he talks about these conspiracy theories for fun, but I seriously want to say that he gets most of his stupid ramblings from major papers that sell this garbage to it's unsuspecting hoard of buyers, who by the way, are expecting actual news.
I know most of you don't want to believe in space aliens, but that's until you read it some newspaper right next to the advertisement about Dawn dishwashing liquid.
My God, is there anything they won't print? Hell, this is like reading a podcast somebody did in their basement. And that's something else I'd like to bring up. PODCAST.
Why are you people sitting around doing those things? Look, you're not ALL going to be Mark Marin or Bubba the Love Spunge. And you're not ALL going to make big bucks like Limbaugh. No...see the truth of the matter is that you're ALL going to be paying an internet bill so you can insult people on another computer.
That's dumb!
Where's the involvement of issues? Where's the basics of Who, What, When, Where, How? I mean, if I wanted to look at Kim Kardashian's tits, I'd go to where her tit are!
Nowadays, her tit are everywhere!
Well, if this is what's called American journalism, then you dummies can keep it!
Have fun in your basement watching your porn and eating nachos, As for me, I'm taking this remote control here and turning it off.
This has been my conspiracy theory...I'm Frank Finkle.
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