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DIFFERENT: Inventor Alexander Semenov reckons explosive sex dolls could help Russia and Vladimir Putin defeat its enemies overseas

Madcap Alexander Semenov has already registered over 200 weird inventions including a tank which fires human POO.

Now he has registered his patent for his sex doll idea with Russian Federal Service for Intellectual Property.

And he reckons the bizarre weapons could be unleashed on the enemies of Russia - including Britain.

The scientist, from Saint Petersburg State Polytechnic University, believes it might confuse the enemy if dolls land near real paratroopers.

He says foreign troops would not know the real troops from the false ones.

A famous hoax during the second World War led many to believe that Adolf Hitler had ordered the production of thousands of the saucy toys.

Called the Borghild Project, they were to be made from plastics and distributed to the German troops in France to try and stop them from contracting venereal disease.