My name is Lou Finkle...and THIS is Conspiracy Theory
COOKIE GRABBERS: Is the government coming to take away your cookies?
We all know Michelle Obama wants us to eat healthy so we can all be Socialist and live together with vegetables. Well, I don't want to eat vegetables! My wife made me a bowl of rice and I said "What is this Vietnam?" I had her go back in the kitchen and make me a steak like man should eat.
Now, when I want food, I don't want people breaking into my house in the middle of the night and taking away my food.
Yesterday, I bought a whole box of cookies and put them on top of the refrigerator. And to keep my wife to keep her mouth shut, I put it further in the back so she can't see it. Only I knew where it was.
Now, this morning I went to get me a cookie and it was gone!
And I know who's responsible for it....Michelle Obama.
When I was asleep, Michelle Obama came into my house and took my cookies. I didn't hear them, but you know that's how the government does it!
Look, after reading this blog, go check your kitchen and see if your cookies are missing. I bet they came to your house too. They're taking Oreos, Chips Ahoy, Nabisco...all of 'em!
Now, my wife bought some Oatmeal Sugar Free cookies the other day and I threw them out the window! Why do I want that garbage. That's not a cookie!
I wrote the White House the other day and told them to bring back my cookies. The Hell with those Nigerian girls...#BringBackMyCookies
Who cares about guns, you can't eat a guns. Watch out for COOKIE GRABBERS.
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