Saturday, February 20, 2016

TELEVISION X takes UK

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*
Chav porn stars pose topless
The genre had its best year to date in 2015
With that in mind, we don't know what the rise of chav porn in the UK has to say about good old Blighty, but in 2015, it proved to the the ultimate dark horse.
Data released by Pornhub has revealed that over the course of the year, "British chav" porn was the second highest gaining search term, second only to celebrity sex tapes.
What's more, it took the top two spots on the relative search charts, which tracks how UK tastes differ from the rest of the world.
Chav porn star looks like Michelle KeeganTELEVISION X
DARK HORSE OF PORN: Michelle Keegan eat your heart out
We're not chaving a laugh, the data comes from the world's biggest porn site.
Compared with 2014, the term climbed 23 spots to reach the 9th most searched term overall, representing an increase in popularity of 312%.
That makes it one of the fastest growing genres in Britain.
We don't know whether its prevalence online is a symptom of austerity or a reflection of 2015's sporty fashion collections, but one thing's for certain – a lot of people are digging it.
Agent Provocateur better move with the times, because judging by this info, trackies, hoop earrings, facelift-inducing ponytails and baseball caps are where it's at in the sex stakes.
Chav porn star takes off her top
Doesn't bode well for high-end lingerie
So if onesies, 'golden' chains and tartan bikinis are your thing, you can rest assured that you're far from alone in your preferences.
In fact, you're basically mainstream. Vanilla, dare we say.
We bet the 50 Shades producers are quaking in their boots.

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