Saturday, August 13, 2016

"Conspiracy Theory" with The Twilight Zone (Sesame Credit)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

Submitted for your approval, one Conspiracy Theory.
Will the government FORCE you into being a GOOD citizen?
In China, the search engine Alibaba has invented a game app called SESAME CREDIT to be a fun way to increase your credit score and share your credit worthiness with your friends.


"Tell 'em about the future."


In the future of 2020, the game will go national in China. And the things you buy, the things you post online, the associations on the game will all be calculated in your worthiness.


"Tell 'em about the punishment."

The punishment is unclear. But, the benefits will result in a high credit rating.


What? I don't think I like that.


Now, this is only in China and won't take effect in America or anywhere else.


But, it's a new idea. America will take this idea and use it against us!


America wants your complete obedience! Don't you see!


Now, once again, this is only a game app.


That's how it starts, don't you see! It's a trap!
*Please Stand By*

*Please Stand By*


Mmm, I sure do love these sugar cereals. Sugar has always been good for you.


Breakfast sugar is the most important meal of the day, you know.


Sugar is good for you. What's the problem, doc?


If someone tells you not to eat sugar, you kick them in the balls.


Remember to eat your sugar three times a day makes you grow up to be big and strong, kids.


It's only a game...it's only a game...it's only a game.


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