Hello, Darren? You have to promise me something, dear. I just heard a Conspiracy Theory about the Denver Airport.
What about the Denver Airport?
Well, from what mother says, it's evil.
What kind of evil, Samantha?
Tell 'em about the paintings and secret rooms!
There's strange paintings all over the place...and secret rooms!
And nobody knows who built it.
And nobody knows who built it, either.
Honey, that's just a government facility. You see, the government runs test to see where is the fastest way to hide the president in case of an emergency and where to put government equipment from time to time.
Oh. is that all?
Yeah, darling. I'll see you around 6 in time for dinner...Love you!...bye bye.
That's was my wife on the phone. Somebody told her about the space aliens we keep at the Denver Airport. Don't worry. We won't have to kill her.
Later that day...
Now, I think we should call the police pretty soon.
Why dear?
The peeping Tom that's in the window. She's been there for 6 seasons now.
Oops, not the cops!
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