Ola, Mihos y Mihas!
I want to tell you today about a Conspiracy Theory called the Santa Muerte.
You see, she is a folk saint of death, made up by a man who started a church cult a few years ago. And when he was arrested for kidnapping, a new culture was invented by criminals who use the name of Santa Muerte to rationalize many many things.
"And then Elena said that we were criminals, Speedy. What do we do?"
As your princess, I love Santa Guadalupe. She is the virgin saint.
"Get the black candles ready. Santa Muerte is going to kill tonight!"
Everything good and honest will come to those who follow a clean life.
"El Gato, I give you 30 sardines if you attack Princess Elena, ok?"
So whatever you do, don't judge all Mexican peoples on the actions of a few.
"Gotcha! I'm gonna have you for dinner."
Because, if you wish on something long enough, it becomes real.
And Santa Guadalupe works in mysterious ways much better then some spooky old witch, Princess?
You're the best princess ever!
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