Actress and professional WTF-inducer Bai Ling had that exact issue when she stepped out in Beverly Hills wearing a pair of microscopic ripped shorts and a flimsy crocheted vest.
While most people would wear that woollen cover-up over a t-shirt, Bai chose to team the item with a whole lot of boobage and nipple pasties. Natch.
All that above the waist nudity teamed with shorts so skimpy they couldn't offer deep pockets posed a serious question – where should you put an iPhone
Obviously, Bai answered this with: "Well, my crotch, of course."
The 48-year-old posed up a storm for the paps in an alleyway before slipping her phone down her waistband to hover around her pelvis.
This wouldn't have been so bad if Bai was actually wearing undies, but her knickerless state basically meant her phone was inches from her lady garden.
Still, a mobile mishap wasn't going to get this lady down, and she proceeded to totter around in skyscraper heels before indulging in a rather impressive contortion for a selfie session.
Bai starred in films like The Crow, but has become a lot more famous these days for her utterly bonkers sartorial decisions.
Bai starred in films like The Crow, but has become a lot more famous these days for her utterly bonkers sartorial decisions.
Her most recent eye-catching display saw the star wrapping her commando bottom half in aHollywood road sign.
Because jeans are so passé, dahling.
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