Finkle Witch is coming out retirement.
"Good! Tonight we're not doing cartoons. We have to do a show about Disney bringing back Bewitched. It's the first sign our blog show is being noticed enough to influence producers to dust off old crap and make NEW crap with it."
"We already have people talking about The Flintstones and The Jetsons. This is great, isn't it?"
I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is Disney is bringing back the BEWITCHED television show.
The bad news is they're going to make it more modern and accurate to the audience Disney wants. So...you're going to be Black.
Mommy, is it true Disney is going to make you Black? Does that mean I'm going to be Black too?
So, how are we going to answer that one? Do you want us to change her every week to keep people guessing?
"How about TWO daughters?"
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