Have you ever sat down and watched a movie and thought to yourself you've seen it all before? Well, guess what...you've seen a ghost. And tonight we're going to talk about a ghost that made millions of dollars in the theaters. And it's name was called WONDER WOMAN.
First, you see a child who wants to be in a KARATE KID sequel, but they stopped making them 20 years ago.
Second, the ghost changed into PLANET OF THE APES, but had women instead of apes.
...And that's not sexist! So, shut up and let us finish!
Then, the movie turns into THE WIZARD OF OZ when the two of them have to go on a road trip to fight in the war and find the wizard.
Are you following along with us so far?
Then we get to CAPTAIN AMERICA THE FIRST AVENGER.
We're told the bad guy is Red Skull...
But, the writers also gave you THE AVENGERS movie and had her fight their best version of Loki they could come up with.
You know...I think we saw so many ghost at one time, we should get a priest to say a few words.
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