We talked yesterday about a Finkle card. Are we going to follow up on that?
Sure, sure, what do you want us to do about it?
Something that let's the audience know we're still socially aware of our surroundings.
I've got the perfect idea!
"Welcome to the first annual KNOW YOUR RIGHTS Football Game! Attention all Finkle card holders."
"This is a list of your Finkle card Rights:
Number 1: You have the right NOT to be killed, and it's a crime...unless it's done by a policeman.
Number 2: You have the right to food and money, only after the investigation and humiliation, and possible rehabilitation.
and
Number 3: You have the right to free speech, as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it."
"These are your rights! Now let's play ball."
Too heavy handed?
Nah...go ahead and print it.
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