"Finkle Rock" (BIG SURPRISE)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


"Hey, this guy at the door says he's handing out Finkle cards. What should I tell him?"



Oh, I just love Finkle cards. I hear we get a big surprise if we collect them all!



"That's great. How many do I need so I get a big surprise?"



Let me guess, you didn't read the fine print on those Finkle cards.