"Back in my day, we threw the ball as far as we could and watched the pins turn to dust."
"Back in my day, we hit the ball as far as we could and watched the ball turn to dust."

"Back in my day, we shook a baby and...well...you don't want to know the rest."

Wait a minute, wait a minute! Are you going to make jokes about shaking babies? I'm going to need to see your Finkle card.
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