Doing DRUGS with KERRY KATONA

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

WHO'S SHE GONNA CALL? Kerry Katona believes ghosts follow her around [ITV]

“I have a goal and then something bad happens… Drugs, divorce, bankruptcy, my exes' affairs or George's health scare.”

Kerry Katona

Ghosts.

We're not even kidding.

Kerry, who won I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! in 2004, claims that ghoulies, ghosties and long-legged-beasties are to blame for the things that have gone wrong in her life.

Kerry even believes that her husband George Kay's Bell's palsy is the work of spirits.

"I know this sounds crazy," she told Star magazine.

Err, you said it, Kerry.

"But I'm convinced it was ghosts that did this."

Oh, Kerry love.

WOoooOOOoooOOOOH: Kerry Katona gets spooked [WENN]

The 34-year-old star went on: "The negative energy has been following me all my life.

"I have a goal and then something bad happens… Drugs, divorce, bankruptcy, my exes' affairs or George's health scare."

Apparently George, 35, also believes his Bell's palsy is "100%" down to mean spirits.

:(

As if contending with ghosts wasn't enough, it's also reported that Kerry has kicked George out of the martial home, just nine months after they tied the knot.

IN HAPPIER TIMES: George Kay and Kerry Katona [WENN]

Here's hoping those pesky spirits bring the pair some good luck soon.

We've reached out to a representative of Kerry for comment.