Behold this very classy watch for gentlemen from Ulysse Nardin. It's the "Erotica Hourstriker" and it is made of 18 carat rose gold with a lovely two-tone black and white mother of pearl face. It has an alligator strap, is water resistant to 30 meters, and it is self-winding.
The best part? When you press the pushers, the little gold figures hump. I have not seen this in motion so I can not tell you if the snake goes up into that one lady's vajayjay or not but well... yikes.
The retail price? A bargain on sale for $92,600 American cash money.
Who would own this? I think maybe Larry Flynt. I mean, the gold does match the gold of his wheelchair (saw it with him in it in person once) and it goes along with his overall style choices. Flynt does, like the rest of us, have access to the internet though so really, making these little figures hump at the press of a teensy expensive button is pretty old school but delightful in its own "rich guy" way. I dunno. I dig it but, well, I am me and I write about and watch porn all day long. All things sexy turn my crank but, yeah, there are a lot of other things I would desire before this watch.
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