If you ever by chance run into Kate Mara, Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Jessica Hart or Dylan Penn, be sure to checkout this video courtesy of the fine folks at GQ Magazine. It could get you laid. Granted, if you're morbidly obese, monstrously ugly or monumentally broke your chances may decrease significantly.
But if these sexy women are true to their words, all you have to do are the things they claim will get them to date you and all of your laughable shortcomings won't matter. Because a wonderful personality and a since of humor is really all that matters, my friends.
Hey, I know a few taco joints I can take Anna Kendrick too! You want questions, Jessica Hart?! Oh, I got lots of those for you. Some people say I ask too many questions. Politics is what gets you off, Kate Mara? I can bitch to you about the shitty job our republican-controlled congress has been doing for hours on end! I'm just the guy these girls have been waiting for. I can't believe they've had trouble finding Mr. Right when I'm "right" here!
Thanks GQ! I'm on a plane to L.A right now! Hot chicks, here I come! Hope they'll be glad to finally meet me!
The lovely and talented cosplaying MILF porn star Tanya Tate has her own action figure out now from My Hero Toys based on the comic character Lady Titan. Based on the upcoming comic book by Tate and Alexander Raymond, Lady Titan is a hero designed as an homage to the spandex wearing super heroines of retro television, but updated for today. Deriving her powers from her costume, Lady Titan fights against evil doers in Studio City, California. That's so cool! I need my own action figure. Here are Tate's five favorite action figures of other people!
I didn’t collect action figures or dolls when I was little. I was more of a stamp collector, LOL. But, to be fair, there were not that many cool action figures when I was growing up. Nowadays, they are fantastic. So realistic, brilliant articulation, really nice collector pieces and there is something for everyone. I’m very particular on what action figures I collect, I’m more of a vinyl collector.
Same basic idea. Stylized figures made of vinyl, instead of plastic. I have well over 200 hundred Funko POPS and dozens of Titan Merchandise’s Titans. I even created my own line of vinyl figures - My Hero Toys! Of course, there is a Tanya Tate figure. It’s based on my upcoming comic book Lady Titan. But that is another story, now I want to share with you 5 of my favourite action figures.
1. Emma Peel (Product Enterprises)
This is a 12-inch figure based on Diana Rigg’s character from The Avengers (the UK version of super spies, not the US version of super heroes) television series of the 60’s. Emma Peel is an icon in England. She was a strong woman, smart, sexy and quite fashionable. This fully articulated figure captures all that, even the cheeky smile that Emma would give John Steed. She’s wearing her leather catsuit and even comes with a bottle of champagne. Cheers!
2. Catwoman (Mattel)
The licensing rights to the 60’s Batman television series finally untangled and with it came loads of incredible merchandise based on the show. I am a huge fan of the Batman TV show, especially ofJulie Newmar’s sexy version of Catwoman. It’s one of my favourite costumes to cosplay as, and have done so at a few San Diego Comic Cons. The figure looks just like her, It's like holding a mini-Julie Newmar in your hand. I was fortunate to meet her recently and she’s incredible cool.
There have been loads of Wonder Woman action figures made throughout the years, but arguably this one from DC Collectibles based on the Terry Dodson run of comics is the best. She’s sexy, strong, and has a bit of an attitude, that’s what Wonder Woman is to me. This figure is so sought after that a figure “mint on card” easily commands upwards of $100 on ebay.
Back in the 70’s there was a toy company called Mego that made figures that, to me, straddled the line between action figures and dolls. They did a line of superheroes that featured all the greats - Superman, Batman, Hulk, Thor and many more.
They have long since went out of business but Figures Toy Company has captured that retro spirit for their line of figures and I love it. My fav so far? The Adam West Batman! Based on the television show, this figure still has that Mego simplistic styling while still making the figure look like Adam West. Really, brilliantly done. This looks exactly what Mego figure would look like if they were still around.
5. Doctor Who Companions Box Set (Underground Toys).
This set has a special place in my heart. I am a huge Doctor Who fan, going back to Tom Baker (who is also a Liverpudlian) and this is figures set is of the Doctor’s companions. Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble (one of my fav actresses - Catherine Tate), Sarah Jane Smith, and Astrid Peth (one of my fav singers - Kylie Minogue) are all in here. That alone would put this box set in my top collectibles, but there is a bit of back story to me getting this box.
I was doing a bit poorly from a surgery I had. My fans, known as the “Tanya Taters”, knew about this from my social media and all pitched in to send me this set, as something that would brighten my day. I’ll never forget that and will always appreciate my fans.
There you go. If you would like to find out more about my line of figures, visit MyHeroToys.com.
Be sure to follow Tate on Twitter to keep up with her super doings!
A few weeks ago I read an article on an online Malaysian newspaper about the Malaysian Morality Police. I wish I had bookmarked the article (so I can link it) alas, despite my best Google search efforts I can’t seem to find it! Anyway the article was about the Islamic Department in Malaysia and how they organise ‘raids’ on muslims they suspect are having sex before marriage which is ‘non-halal’ or not allowed in Islam.
Anyway, couples would get creative, and sometimes get a little frisky in parks, dark beaches, rented rooms (if they can afford it) wherever they think they might be safe. What jumped out to me in the article is that in order to conduct the raid, the department would recruit ‘volunteers’ from the general public. And together with their volunteers, hide in bushes to stalk couples and wait till they start having sex. After which they literally jump out at them from the dark and shine lights on them. They do this in a way to maximize embarrassment. They don’t give the naked couple any time to perhaps cover up, instead shining the light, usually only on the woman, insistently.
This sounds fucking ridiculous to me. Not only do they recruit any asshole who actually gets off on voyeurism but can safely hide behind his ‘duty’ to catch people ‘in the act’, they go all out it would seem, to embarrass and shame them too. I mean seriously, don’t we already have enough shit around our sexuality? Now there is this too?
Imagine if your experience of having sex is to be jumped on by 8 horny men, shamelessly shining lights on your bits without your consent, all claiming to be doing it for ‘your good’. I am foaming at the mouth. I feel I need to shower.
I know I am stirring a very large and potentially explosive pot here, but I am just about done with everyone else's religions telling me what is right for me. It’s easy to lay blame on religion, but honestly this busybody-I-know-best attitude is prevalent in all human beings, religious or not. Everyone wants their opinion to be the right one. Some are willing to get more violent about it than others.
I totally respect it if your religion doesn’t want you to do certain things and you are honoring it, but to scar people in this manner isn’t helping anyone. But perhaps the goal is to scare and control. People are viable to agree to many more things when vulnerable and naked. Reading that article put me in a bad mood all day. We are open to so many things in life, but somehow having sex, being sexual, being sensual and having any kind of sexual thought be it normal or kinky, outside of marriage is somehow looked ‘down’ upon. Perhaps not fully but certainly on many different levels. And having any kind of outside the box sexual thoughts is looked down upon whether married or not. It’s slowly starting to change but not quickly enough in my opinion.
Goth girl Violet Monroe does not really want to be out on a nature retreat but counselor Serena Blair makes life a lot easier for her in their scene in Sweetheart Video/Mile High Media's "Lesbian Analingus 6" directed by Dana Vespoli.
Monroe pouts and shrugs and has a bad attitude but Blair's sweet smile and positive, sunny attitude turns Monroe right around. A big, girl bonding hug turns into lezbo fucking on a bed. So cool. I remember summer camp well....my first crush on another girl.
Good stuff.
Monroe convinces innocent Blair that their making out is totally just fun and nothing to worry about. Monroe is first to munch on sweet Blair's pussy and they both look so pretty while that is going on. With her ass in the air and her hands gripping the headboard, Blair gets to experience having her ass eaten out by Monroe. Monroe really plants her face between Blair's cheeks too. It's really hot stuff. When it's Monroe's turn to be tasted, Blair rubs Monroe's twat well before the munching on Monroe begins. These two look so lovely together. They both have such exquisite skin. Beautiful.
It’s a shame that anytime the innovative singer-songwriter FKA Twigs gets mentioned on the name ‘Robert Pattinson’ soon follows, a grievance I’m obviously guilty of doing for the sake of places a name with a face for those who couldn’t give the time to many of today’s musicians. Fair enough?
Okay.
Even though FKA Twigs’ amazing album LP1 earned her critical acclaim last year, garnering top honors on many ‘best of 2014’ lists, she is still known to many as Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend, something that Egotastic (link below) and I find troublesome. No offense to Robert, but FKA should be known as one of the music industry’s brightest stars rather than being just a girlfriend.
Anyway, besides being a talented and innovative musician, FKA is also beautiful, evidenced by these photos of the slender performer wearing a strappy dress minus a bra during a night out in London with her boyfriend. Though she doesn’t have the bombastic, look-at-me personality like some of her contemporaries, FKA is quite an attractive gal that has a beauty that whispers instead of screams, the kind of beauty I find the most attractive. Hope you guys feel the same.
Beauty Nikki Darling is so fucking hot. She is a professional submissive and has done a ton of BDSM for Kink and some damn fine lesbian scenes for Filly Films. Nikki is so stunning and if you haven't caught any of her scenes before, well, you have totally been missing out. She stars with performer/director Aiden Starr in Starr Erotica/Evil Angel's "Pussy Whipped 3" and she gets her lovely self off in a hard, fabulous way. Here are her answers to twenty questions.
1. What kind of girl were you back in high school? Who did you hang out with/date?
I was a total Goody Two-Shoes but not by choice. I was a late bloomer and still hadn’t grown into my looks quite yet, which didn’t make me very desirable to anybody. I actually didn’t date until I was in college actually. I had a lot of older friends but once they all graduated I generally kept to myself and spent a lot of my time in the dance room choreographing in order to escape the teasing from all the other kids.
2. Were you a porn fan before you got into the industry? Who were your favorite porn stars/favorite porn movies?
I was definitely into porn when I was younger. I remember pleasuring myself to bondage photos and loving girl/girl porn. My favorite porn when I was younger was “The Art of Kissing”
3. What/Who do you want to do on-camera that you haven’t done yet?
For guys, I would LOVE to fuck James Deen. I know it’s totally cliche but I just want to see if that gorgeous Jewish cock will fit in my ass. For ladies, that’s a tough one because there are so many. But I would have to say Ana Foxxx. I have a thing for dark brown skin and really pink pussies.
4. Who is your favorite female performer to work with and why?
I love working with Daisy Ducati. She’s a friend outside of work and it’s always wonderful when you get to work with your friends in the industry. I love working with Daisy because our perversion matches well and when we get together it’s just explosive and amazing. She’s a total powerhouse-- incredibly sexy, smart and a total slut which makes her one of my favs.
5. You seem to really love your fans and respond to them a lot on Twitter. What do you love most about your relationship with them?
I do love my fans!! I love that my fans appreciate my work as well as my personality. I mean, in all honesty, I’m fully aware that they like watching my porn but I also appreciate that they like hearing what I have to say as well. I also love that my fans are so faithful. With Internet piracy at an all-time high your die-hard fans are the ones that will buy your movies and support your work. I think in porn sometimes we get too caught up in our egos and forget that your fans are the ones that make us as big as we are. I try to be cognizant of that, show them my appreciation when I can.
6. What’s your favorite position to get fucked in and why does it get you off?
I love doggy style. It just hits the perfect spot for me, and it is so animalistic.
7. How was your scene in Pussy Whipped 3?
My scene was amazing! I did a scene with Aiden Starr. There are certain performers that you get booked with for a scene where it doesn’t feel like you’re working. Aiden is 100 percent one of those performers. She is a very dear friend and knows what the hell she is doing especially when it comes to topping. She’s the perfect mixture between crazy, sexy, and mean which makes bottoming to her so much fun.
8. What was it like working have Aiden Starr direct you?
It’s always a great learning experience. I think I’ve told her a couple times that I want to be like her when I grow up. Aiden brings great experience and creativity and is unmoving on how she wants her work to be done and portrayed. Her directing and her performing in my opinion is a perfect reflection of how Aiden is as an individual: kinky, sexy, strange, strong and meticulous.
9. What are the best things about being a porn star?
The best things about being a porn star is I get to act out some people’s sexual fantasies out on camera.
10. What do you think is your hottest scene overall?
I think my hottest scene is the one I did for Kink's "Dungeon Sex" with Owen Grey and Mickey Mod. It was a combination of my two favorite things: two huge cocks and bondage. I had great chemistry with both guys and I feel it definitely showed on camera.
11. How did you become the sexually strong woman that we see in your movies?
I think I was always a really sexual person even as a younger girl. I started masturbating at a really early age even before I knew what it was. I would rub my genitalia on stuffed animals because it felt good. I remember stealing Victoria’s Secret catalogs from my mom just to look at the pretty girls in lingerie. I would write pre-teen erotica in my journal about the boys and girls I had crushes on. I just always really liked sex even before I experienced it. I used to feel a lot of shame about it because I grew up in a slightly repressive environment, but I think it clicked for me one day that this is just how I am. I am a dirty pervert and there is nothing wrong with that. This does not make me broken, this does not make me stupid, and this does not give me daddy, mommy or self-esteem issues. Once I realized those things, I started seeing my sexuality as a characteristic of strength and just continued on from there.
12. What do you think are some “must-own” titles for your fans?
13. Who are your role models in porn and how/why do they inspire you?
Aiden Starr is definitely a role model. She is a great performer, director, too damn smart for her own good and is also an incredibly genuine and sweet person. Sometimes as a woman in the industry it’s hard to make friends with other women because it can be so competitive. What I love about Aiden is she has seen great success in her career and if she sees something in you she is always willing to help you navigate through this industry. She’s kind of like a porn fairy godmother.
I also really look up to Nina Hartley, because she has been successful in this industry for such a long time. But I also love how smart and outspoken she is about sexuality, feminism and industry ethics. Also, Dana Vespoli is an awesome director. I really enjoy some of the dark themes that she explores in some of her movies.
14. What advice would you give a woman who wants to be better at pleasing her partners?
COMMUNICATE!!!! Though we all want to believe we have telepathy, realistically we don’t. So just talk about what you like and don’t like. Also, give head! No matter what, just give head.
15. What is the best mainstream movie you have seen recently? I finally saw “Dallas Buyers Club” recently and it was fantastic. I thought “Divergent” was pretty good too, if you’re into futuristic sci-fi movies.
16. How about the best porno movie? Is there someone whose movies you like to watch who is working now?
It’s weird, because now that I do porn I don’t necessarily find myself watching it as much. Not that I don’t like it and enjoy it, but the opportunity just doesn’t come up.
17. Are you into toys to get yourself off alone or are you a low-tech woman?
I love toys! Vibrators, plugs, dildos... ALL the things!
18. If you could fuck any celebrity, who would it be?
Let’s be honest, The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions were both pretty awful sequels to a pretty awesome movie. Even though they suck pretty bad, if they were on television, hardly anyone would change the channel. And you want to know why no one would change the channel? Simple, Monica Bellucci.
It’s hard to believe that Bellucci is 50 years old. She doesn’t even come close to looking that old. No doubt she will continue be the dream woman of many people for years to come.
One of the most intriguing films that's come our way in some time is the new adult film Marriage 2.0. Billed as a blending of adult entertainment and independent film, Marriage 2.0 takes a look at the new definitions of relationships that have arisen in the 21st Century. No longer a one-size-fits all endeavor, each marriage is as different and unique as the people in the relationship.
Now available for purchase, the film stars adult superstars India Summer, Ryan Driller, Nina Hartley, Daisy Ducati, and many others in an honest and titillating look at the modern state of marriage.
Wander the Internet or your neighborhood and it’s clear: throughout our culture, much of what was true 20 years ago is not necessarily the case now. Our relationships, romantic and otherwise, are in many ways beginning to reflect these new realities. Set against the vivid, natural beauty of Northern California and San Francisco, “Marriage 2.0″follows a couple (India Summer and Ryan Driller) on their search for personal freedom, emotional and sexual bliss within the context of an honest and committed modern relationship.
What makes “Marriage 2.0″ a different kind of relationship movie is its frankness; for all the pleasures of open relationships, jealousy and vulnerability do not magically disappear. This love letter to San Francisco — the cultural epicenter of the alternative relationship movement — suggests that the ideas of growth, novelty, and sexual adventure can exist within a millennial marriage.
“Marriage 2.0″ tells a story both timely and universal. In the company of its diverse and storied cast including: Ryan Driller, India Summer, Andre Shakti, Mickey Mod, Sadie Lune, Dylan Ryan, Beretta James, Daisy Ducati, Christian Wilde, Juniper Gold and erotic cinema legend Nina Hartley; accompanied by many luminaries of the sex-positive community, including Carol Queen, Emily Morse, Reid Mihalko, and noted TED speaker and author of the NY Times best-seller “Sex At Dawn” Christopher Ryan, we are invited to celebrate a modern redefinition of the committed relationship – as a dynamic springboard for adventure, where unfettered physical and emotional intimacy can fuel our passion while strengthening the bond with those we love.
Sexy MILF Holly Heart gets an eyeful of landscaper Jessy Jones off trimming her hedges outside and she finds that she just can't resist him in this scene from "MILFs Seeking Boys 9" directed by Bobby Manila. Hey, sometimes a woman sees a tasty slice of awesome and she just has to go for it. I have been there, sister....hell, who hasn't?
You see a sweet looking man with a body like that and you just say "gimme". Jones was totally available for grabbing and that is awesome because we get to watch their tryst.
I love the curl in her hair in this scene--very classic porn star. Reminds me of Savannah in a way, you know? Heart is a way better lay than Savannah ever was, though, in my opinion. She blows that nice cock of his well. There's lots of spit and hardcore bliss going as she works that dick with her mouth and her hands. She has such a great body too. I could watch her for days. She is a ball sucker too and I have a natural affinity towards those. Her ass looks divine in that thong.
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