Saturday, April 14, 2018

"Real Housewives Of FINKLE" (FANTASY ISLAND PARADOX)

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I don't get it...How does FANTASY ISLAND work? Is Mr. Roarke a witch or a time traveler?
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"Smiles everyone! Smiles!"

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I think he's an angel. And the island is purgatory.
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"Smiles everyone! Smiles!"

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But, if the island is purgatory, and Roarke is an angel, that means all those people on the island are dead.
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"Smiles!"

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But they can't be dead. They say on the show they're going back home. Maybe, he puts them in an alternate dimensional time?
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"Smiles!"

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Why does he want the employees to smile? Aren't the employees dead? How does that work if Roarke is an angel? Are they angels, too? How does he pay them if they aren't dead?
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"Ha Ha Ha, you will NEVER figure it out, humans!"


Friday, April 13, 2018

Cadet - "Closure"

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Cadet never seems to let us down when it comes to his freestyles. Known for his whitty bars and honest lyrics, the South London rapper lays it all on the table for his brand new freestyle entilted, ‘Closure’.
Cadet raps about being heartbroken and what he’s really been through.
Watch the full freestyle above.

Isaiah Dreads - "Where Have You Been"

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‘WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN’

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Isaiah Dreads’ work ethic is mad to be honest, his content output has just been crazy the last few months and here is back with a new track! Releasing the same day as his six-track EP is the video for Isaiah Dreads’ new single “Where Have You Been?”. Produced by Z Dot and Krunchie, this is a straight banger!
Taken from his ‘South West’ project which has just dropped today, April 13th, the video sees the MC displaying confidence beyond his years, flexing with grimy bars and a fierceness that should be contended with.
He has achieved so much already at just 20 years old, and I have been saying it for a while but he has a lot of potential, I can see him going very far.
Speaking on the story behind the video, Isaiah Dreads explained: “”The video for ‘Where Have You Been’ is a perfect reflection of the song. The animations really bring what I’m saying to life and I had a lot of fun filming it”.
Big up this track, and the new ep ‘South West’, make sure you listen to it now, it is available to stream on all digital platforms!

"Real Housewives of FINKLE" (TOKEN MAN)

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Do you mind if I ask you a favor? Can I hand you a script for my blog show, so you can be in it?

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"Hmm, it's called Real Housewives Of Finkle and you want ME to be a nameless male character."

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So see, what we need is a token man to be in our blog show. And you'd be perfect for the role. You're fat, you're old, you're bald, and you're not threatening to other men. What do you think?

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I...I...think you could make the jokes work. Don't get mad at me.

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"I'm not mad. But if any of my Army buddies saw me doing a blog called Real Housewives, they'ed think I'm gonna wear a dress. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WEAR A DRESS, DO YOU?" 

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...and that's how I knew he didn't read page 3.


Thursday, April 12, 2018

Fatch - "Killing Spree"

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‘KILLING SPREE’ IN FRESH NEW VISUALS

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Fatch makes his return to the channel with a brand new set of visuals to his latest musical effort, titled Killing Spree. This on sees the rapper name drop some of the hottest artists in our urban music scene, taking aim at them all in a lyrical exercise, though he doesn’t really send any direct shots at any of them, it is quite entertaining to watch him go through his hit list one by one.
The Clapham Junction, South London based rapper is best known for his wordplay and very direct approach and this track sees him come with the same energy but with a twist. if you’re feeling the new single, Killing Spree, it’s available to buy, stream and preview respectively via iTunes/Apple Music here and via Spotify here.
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Headie One - "Banter On Me"

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‘BANTER ON ME’

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Headie One makes . a stellar return to the channel as he unleashes the brand new music video to his fresh, new single, Banter On Me.
Headie has been on quite a prolific run for several months now, consistently supplying us with quality UK Drill music. Ahead of his Headieline, branded headline show at Village Underground next month, the North London based artist has dropped off a brand new set of visuals for his latest UK Drill track. Titled Banter On Me, the hotly anticipated track has now been given a video courtesy of Suave.
The track itself has literally just been released via all major outlets and features production from Zeph Ellis; one of the most talented and versatile producers in the game. The Tottenham star has been a favourite in the UK Drill scene for some time now and this was further highlighted on his and RV’s popular hit, Know Better, a song that was released following an incident where he was subject to heckling on social media and alludes to alleged retaliation. Hence the name of this new banger.
The artist recounts tales of being out of town, wishing for his freedom from different prisons and reminding people, that in his mind the money comes first. His ability to tell a story via his deliberately direct delivery really shines on this one, as he allegedly alludes to incidents that have occurred recently and cleverly brings back his “shh” ad-lib that would leave some listeners wondering what the rapper is on about.
His latest video shows him allegedly flaunting the rewards of his fast life – with jewels, money and women being flanked by German engineered vehicles and his guys. Given the media hysteria over the highlighted number of violent deaths in the London capital as of late, Banter On Me is another interesting release that may once again inspire  similar conversations to what we’ve been seeing on the news, in publications and on social media in recent weeks.
As mentioned before, the UK Drill rapper has an upcoming headline show on Tuesday the 22nd of May – next month. Tickets will be made available via TicketMaster’s official website from this Monday.
Watch the video above and let us know your thoughts.
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