HAND JOB KARAOKE is a REAL show!

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As the small penis competition gets underway with its search to find the world's tiniest manhood, we take a look at some of the other strange contests taking place on the planet.

HAND-JOB KARAOKE

Yes it is as weird as it sounds.

 

In Japan there’s a game show in which contestants have to sing karaoke while getting a hand job.

The object of Sing What Happens is pretty straight forward. The contestant has to sing a song while a woman dressed as a sexy nurse pleasures him.

The aim is to sing (without wavering) and to finish the song before blowing your load.

Yes, people actually ejaculate. Sometimes prematurely.

SEARCH FOR THE SMALLEST PENIS

Having a tiny manhood has never been so sought after!

Contestants of this bizarre show flaunt their disappointing dongs for everyone to see.

And the owner of the world's smallest penis wins a measly £325 – hardly a consolation for baring your tiny todger.

But then he should be used to a small wad!

This year the New York competition has opened up a website that lets you nominate your friends as they are lacking in submissions.

Last year, the contest was won by Indian scholar Rajeeve Gupta.

He said: “I’m so happy!

“Hopefully I’ll meet someone because of this.”

TINY TODGER: Have you got the world's smallest penis [GETTY ]

COCKROACH BLOWING

The Japanese have done it again.

Another gameshow mind-boggling gameshow sees woman trying not to get a mouth full of cockroach.

The contestants sit with their mouth on either end of a see-through tube with a cockroach in the middle.

The aim of the game appears to be to make the other girl eat the insect.

In a nail-biting few minutes the sizeable insect is seen passing back and forward along the tube.

Until one huge blow sees the cockroach zoom into one girl's mouth.

Bizzarely the girl seems to like it and giggles at the camera.

SEX MIMING

The Air Sex World Championships is basically like playing air guitar but a dirty version.

It's having sex with an imaginary friend in front of an audience.

BARMY: The Air Sex championships take place in the US [YOUTUBE ]

The US contest, which started in 2009, tours across the whole of America looking for the best sex mimer.

And when they find the perfect solo artist they are crowned as the Air Sex Victor.

GOING SOLO: A man does his best to impress the judges at the Air Sex contest [YOUTUBE ]

WORM CHARMING

Worm charmers get a small plot of soil and try to get the most worms in a set amount of time.

The World Worm Charming Championships have been going on in England since 1980.

The record for most worms is 567 held by a 10-year-old girl.

BEE WEARING

A bee-wearing or bee-bearding competition is held in China every year.

The winner is decided by the most weight of bees.

The Guinness World Record holder wore around 87 pounds, which was around 350,000 bees.

 

Being BRAVE in bikinis

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KEL OF A WOMAN: Lorraine in floral bikini [ITV]

The ITV presenter unveiled her midriff to launch her new segment, The Bikini Promise, and she revealed she put her foot down when it came to doctoring her look.

She said: “But I thought, ‘I’m 55, I’ve got a tummy, I’ve got a big scar on my leg. If I can do it, anyone can do it’.

“Also, it’s really funny because the photographer said, ‘Oh, we can smooth all of that out and we can make your waist smaller’, and I’m like, ‘No, we can’t, it’s got to be

not touched up because that’s what it’s all about, it’s got to be real’.

DREAM TEAM: Lorraine with Sally and Maxine [ITV]

“It’s all about saying, ‘Look, wear your bikini with pride, it doesn’t matter what age you are’.”

The mum-of-one teamed up with food expert Sally Been and exercise guru Maxine Jones to launch a five week plan to make viewers "look and feel fabulous."

Rather than focussing on the bikini body, she will urge fans to be "fit, healthy and wear your bikini with confidence" regardless of age, shape and size.

The section will launch on Monday, with recipes from Sally's book, the Bikini Promise, and fitness tips from Maxine.

Lorraine said: “I go to Maxine's classes and follow Sally's recipes and I feel I am in the best shape I have been in for a very long time."

The Bikini Promise launches on ITV's Lorraine on 8th June.

 

CONNER CRUISE vs Caitlyn Jenner

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SHAMED: Connor says [VANITY FAIR/GETTY]

And now Tom Cruise's son Connor has crawled out the woodwork to slam the former Olympian after she received the AA Award for courage.

The 20-year-old launched into a Twitter rant against the transgender star by claiming her win had to be a prank.

Connor tweeted: "Really?? Winning the AA award for courage?? Ashton is gonna come out and yell PUNK'D."

Connor was hit by a torrent of abuse forcing him to clarify his position.

He said: "Don't get me wrong. Do what you feel like doing and don't let anyone stop you."

"But everyone is taking this way too seriously.

"There are so many more important things that should be talked about…And SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE that actually deserve an award."

The offensive tweets were later deleted but were seen by E! News.

OUTSPOKEN: Connor argues the world has bigger problems than Caitlyn Jenner [GETTY]

In what could be the longest Twitter rant of the year, Connor let rip about everything from climate change to world poverty.

He said: "I'm totally supportive of people staying true to themselves and finding true happiness in whatever way they can.

"There are just way more things that we as a nation and as a planet should be talking about and working on.

"Like the fact that we are overfishing and in 30 years there will be no more fish.

"Seems dumb but 85 percent of the world's protein is fish. That's one of thousands of things that should be of a higher importance than what is currently being gone over.

FAMOUS FAMILY: Tom Cruise with son Connor [GETTY]

"Or what about the fact that our planet is becoming less habitable on a daily basis.

"Yet the population is increasing at an alarming rate…Or the fact that we all can't even get a long on earth.

"We fight and kill each other. We have war and poverty. This needs to change.

"Totally twisting what I said, if you read what I said I totally support being happy and am glad she is happy.

"We just need to as a nation and a world get back to business and making everything a better place."

"Way more about the problems the world needs to solve than about her guys."

Phew, we think we need a sit down after reading all that.

 

JASMINE LENNARD "I would disown my son"

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HURTFUL: Jasmine Lennard would disown son if transgender [INSTAGRAM]

NO WORDS: Jasmine tweets her opinion to 70,000 followers [TWITTER]

Never one to shy away from controversy, the former Celebrity Big Brother housemate unleashed her opinions online during a Twitter tirade.

The mum-of-one – who has four-year-old Phoenix with her ex – also told her 70,000 followers she would "f***ing die" if she was the daughter of Caitlyn Jenner.

Kicking off the theatrics, Jasmine wrote: "Ok. If no one else has the guts to say it i will. HELL NO. #BruceJenner #realtalk #ifthatwasmydad #Caitlyn [sic].

"If that was my father and he wanted to do that around my small child i would f***ing die. Sorry. I'm open minded as you know but it really is way more than i would be able to process personally. All these people applauding the guy. Imagine if that was your dad?!!!!! - HELL NO."

Defending herself, she added: "Call me old fashioned, call me ignorant whatever you like you know i'm an honest person and i really can't pretend that i think that's ok on any level."

Inevitably, people waded into the debate challenging her view, yet Jasmine didn't back down.

ICON: When Bruce became Caitlyn [ANNIE LEIBOVITZ FOR VANITY FAIR]

She continued: "i would want him to be happy but under no circumstances ever would allow it around my child. It just wouldn't be an option.

"so what my five year old says i wanna dress like a girl too like grandpa. I mean. Sorry but HELL NO. because it's psychologically damaging and massively confusing to the mind of a small child who's in their formative years. it's just not alright."

The 29-year-old model stated that she is "down" with gay and lesbian relationships, claiming she has no problem with two mummys or two daddys.

When asked about her own child, and whether she would let him play with Barbies if he so wished, Lennard categorically said her boy likes "Power Rangers".

The diatribe then took a turn with Jasmine admitting she would cut ties with her lad if he told her he wanted to change genders.

She wrote: "If my son wanted to actually operate on his body and have gender reassignment i would disown him then i would cry a river.

"i mean. Am i supposed to lie? i made his body and it's perfect. I would die.

"In life we do our best to lead our kids down the right path. I don't think thats the right path sorry. It's something i would."

There is a slight irony in saying she would reject her child if he tampered with his "perfect" body in that she tampered with her own having had breast implants, yet remains close to her mum.

Natasha Devon, founder of The Self-Esteem Team, said: "During the course of my work delivering self-esteem classes into schools over the past decade, I have on a couple of occasions met young men and women who were born into the wrong body.

"Although relatively rare, it's a very real phenomenon."

FIGHTING BACK: Self-Esteem Team founder Natasha Devon debating YSL ad [SKY ]

Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, she added: "We teach young people that they should use their body to express who they truly are and the transgender community are an example of where cosmetic surgery is used in the pursuit of being themselves, rather than to conform.

"I'm sure in another 10 years we'll look back and baulk at the idea of transphobia, just like most people do with homophobia today.

"In the meantime, Jasmine really needs to educate herself, speak to some trans people and understand why her comments are both hurtful and wrong."

Natasha concluded: "It's always heartbreaking to talk to someone who is, for whatever reason, battling their own body. Yet with trans people, when they tell me, often I'll be the first person ever to hear it because they have so much shame and secrecy thrown into the mix – a shame which isn't helped by comments like Jasmine's."

 

LATEYSHA GRACE is pregnant and NAKED

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DOING A DEMI: Lateysha Grace shows off pregnancy bump [STACEY CLARKE PHOTO]

And now the raven-haired beauty has certainly come close.

Okay, so she hasn't landed a role opposite Brad Pitt (yet) but she has done a Demi.

In these exclusive pics, the former Valleys vixen has stripped off to pose naked while pregnant.

Last month, we revealed that the MTV reality star is already six months into her pregnancy and is expecting a girl with long-term boyfriend Ben.

Proud of her blossoming shape, the Welsh beauty bared all for the camera to reenact the infamous Vanity Fair cover executed by Ms Moore in 1991.

Totally starkers, Lateysha can be seen cradling her stomach while cupping her voluptuous chest and showing off her diamond tattoo inked on her torso.

NEW DIRECTON: Lateysha found fame on The Valleys [STACEY CLARKE PHOTO]

AHEAD OF HER TIME: Demi Moore posed naked while pregnant in 1991 [VANITY FAIR]

While the photos are breathtaking, the 22-year-old has confessed she is finding things tricky.

Taking to Twitter she wrote: "This baby is taking all my energy. I just want to feel normal again."

She added: "Seriously hate living alone can't wait for my baby girl to arrive I won't feel as lonely then."

Lateysha miscarried last July, making the impending arrival of her princess extra special.

But equally, not too gushy.

Chatting about her new MILF status, she told us: "I'm getting them now, it's quite flattering."

Demi's original snap – taken when seven months pregnant and carrying second daughter Scout – was snapped by Annie Leibovitz, the photographer behind Caitlyn Jenner's intro to the world.

BJORK "Stonemilker" release

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Ever wanted to take a walk on the beach with Björk? Now's your chance, since the Icelandic oddball has shared an interactive video for the Vulnicura cut "Stonemilker." 

The clip uses 360-degree views to show Björk singing along with the impassioned, orchestral ballad. The viewer is in control of the camera and can look in any direction, so it's possible to follow Björk as she circles around the camera. It's a bit like Google Street View, except it's on the beach and Björk shows up. 

It was shot in Iceland by Andrew Thomas Huang. See the clip below. Not all browsers support the 360-degree playback. (For us here at Exclaim!, it worked on Chrome but not on Safari.) 

This video previously premiered at MoMA PS1 in Long Island City and at Rough Trade shops in New York and London. This is the first time it's been available for viewers at home. 

HALLE VON joins #MommysGirl

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Cute teen Halle Von gets caught skipping school by her sexy stepmom Brandi Love in this scene over at Mommy's Girl.  Von has been a bit of a bad girl and is in need of parental guidance and Love is all over taking care of that task.  You see, Von got caught skipping out on her educational opportunities by sauntering into her stepmom's bedroom while Love was in the middle of getting herself off with a dildo.  Oops.  Way to go, Von, you wannabe delinquent!  

So Love agrees to keep Von's truancy all to herself and not tell Von's super-strict dad about anything if Von helps Love finish getting off.  Seems about fair to me!  Von has never been with a girl, let alone a woman as experienced in sex and life as Love, so Von needs some instruction on how to get off from Love.  Love is happy to dole out the learning that she has to make sure that they both get off a ton here.  I love how in charge of everything that Love is and really, Von has no options other than to take direction.  Yum.

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#PrisonLesbians2 with actress VICKI CHASE

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Vicki Chase appears like an angel or a hallucination in the cell of convict Bree Daniels in their scene in Sweetheart Video/Mile High Media's "Prison Lesbians 2" directed by the pretty always awesome Dana Vespoli.  I can not relate to the whole behind bars thing but well, Chase is a pretty solid go-to fantasy for me so yeah, rock and roll, right?  

Chase is promising Daniels freedom here which somehow comes through a solid lesbo sex session.  Daniels killed someone through a DUI in this scene and Chase shows the way out of prison through the second chance that her twat offers.  That chance may be a positive or a a negative but there is nothing negative about Chase in a girl/girl scene ever.

Chase kisses Daniels strongly and there really looks like there is zero way to resist that.  Fuck, Daniels is lucking out here.  Don't get me wrong, Daniels is hot but Chase is....well, Chase.  Chase gets Daniels off hard with her mouth and her hands, stripping Daniels on out of that prison uniform.  Yeah, this is a solid scene.  Do not miss it!

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