"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Hampstead Christ Church)

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Hello, Maury? Look I need to talk to you about a blog show I want to do and I want to run it pass 'ya?

I don't know, Frank. You already said our building caught on fire, you sent a Terminator to our place to kill Sarah Conner, and there was three times you didn't even mention us at all!

I know, I know, sorry about that. Listen, the new show is going to be a pedophile cult.

A what?!!!

A pedophile cult called the Hampstead Christ Church.

Why would I want my bagel company associated with a pedophile church?

I know, but I can't do this blog without you Maury.

And another thing, why the Hell are you using Disney characters? You're going to get us sued!

Well, you see, Disney characters get my point across in a way that other ways can't.

I'm not approving anything about a pedophile cult, Frank.

Ok...I guess I'll think up another idea for a Conspiracy Theory blog for my next show.

Yeah! And mention our name next time!

Will do...Will do.

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Planned Obsolescence)

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I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Are corporations stealing your money by PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE?
My guest today is...hey are you ok over there, Goofy?

I can't open this picture box you got here. I think you need to buy a new one.

Yeah, well...those things cost money. Just try harder.

Gosh, this isn't easy. You really need to buy a new picture box.

Well, I'll talk to you through the box. How you. Goofy?

Got it! I'm out! Hello everybody!

There's no everybody, Goofy. It's just me.

What about your audience?

I got good news, and I got bad news.


Gosh...What's the good news?

People still read my blog show.


What's the bad news?

It's only 6 people.

Gosh! You must not be doing something right. Maybe, this show had an expiration date on it?

Expiration date?

You betcha! Like a computer or a toaster or a washer and dryer. See, manufacturers build things so they run just little bit, so you have to but it again later in a few years.

What?

But. that won't happen to Disney, though. That's a corporation that won't cheat 'ya.

Really?

Yeah, Disney knows it sells you crap the minute you buy it. And they don't care if you buy it ever again.

Say, wait a minute? Are we talking about Planned Obsolescence?


Hey now? You don't think we're letting the cat out the bag do 'ya?

No, not at all. In fact, I think the 6 people who read this blog show will find it very informative.


Boy, if I had only 6 readers, I'd find something else to write about.

ANYWAY....thanks for doing my show blog-blog show, Goofy.


It's been a pleasure. See 'ya later kids! And spend money!

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Flying Cars)

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I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Will we ever have FLYING CARS in America?
My guest today is Sargent Bacon of the LAPD. How do you do Sargent Bacon?

I'm fine. You say you wanna talk about flying cars, eh?

Yes. As a law officer, do you think we're going to have flying cars?

No, no we're not.

(RING RING)

Excuse me. Hello, LAPD here...your house is being robbed? Ok, what's your name?
Maria Sanchez, huh?...you got the wrong number.

Now as I was sayin'. Flying cars would make law enforcement very troublesome. How would we stop minorities for drugs, or stop minorities for guns, or stop minorities for looking like they might have drugs and guns?

Won't the police have flying cars too?

The city is broke, Finkle! We're not gettin' no flyin'...

(RING RING)

Excuse me. Hello, LAPD?...Yeah...cats in the tree?...and what's your name?...Sarah Ann Bennington?
Yes ma'am, I'll send somebody down immediately...Oh no, thank you..

Now, as I was sayin'

Hey, wait a minute, you told some woman she had a wrong number and her house was being robbed and you sent somebody down when a cat was in a tree?

Yeah. I know...It's the mayors' new F*ck You policy when it comes to the city. If they sound like they have a Democratic name, we don't help them. Now, about those flying cars...

Wait, wait, that's barbaric! That kind of thinking went out of style in America in the 1970's, Sargent Bacon!

Well, tell me this? How do you expect people to get flying cars in 2016, if  America is still trying to fight the people in cars since 1910?

(RING RING)

Excuse me. Hello, LAPD? Yes....Maury's Bagels is on fire?...I'm on my way! Sorry to cut this short, Finkle. This is an emergency.

I see. Well I suppose in his own way, he explained why America will never have flying cars. Goodnight.

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Secret Society)

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I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Is there a SECRET SOCIETY in entertainment that controls an artist's success?
My guest today is the one an only Beyonce!


Yes. I am BEYonce'.


Ah, yes. Thank you for coming.


BEYonce appreciates your blog...or is it a show?

It's a...a blog show. I haven't worked out what to call it yet.


I see. BEYonce likes.

Thank you. Well, what I want to know is, does the entertainment industry have a secret society controlling the success and failure of new musicians and actors?

You want the truth? Really wanna?

You bet I do.


Every genre in entertainment has a many groups at any given time. They introduce new people and if the work out, they're introduced to more people. And so on and so on.

What about if they don't like you?

You wanna know? Really wanna?

Yeah!

Tracy Morgan said the word fa***t on stage one time and he had to apologize for a joke. Some time passes by, and he gets in a traffic accident with a Wal-Mart truck and he almost dies. Now, I'm not saying that I know it was an organized attack, but I am saying the homosexual click in television is powerful.

Are you saying?

Is Michael Jackson really dead?...maybe. Was Prince murdered?...I don't know.

Wow!


Matter of fact, if anybody reads this who doesn't like what your show is about, they'll let you know.

But, who would have a problem with me?


I'm glad you asked.

Barry Manilow?


I think your blog sucks. Knock it off!


Nobody expects Barry Manilow.

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (Banker Deaths)

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I'm Frank Finkle and this my Conspiracy Theory.
Are the bankers across the world being murdered?
Now, when I say "banker", I don't mean the tellers. Nobody cares if tellers are killed off. Today, we're talking about the real bankers...the executives.
My guest today needs no introduction. Ladies and Gentlemen...Bernie Sanders!

Thanks for having me. I did some research before coming to your show. Wait, is this a show or a blog?

It's more of a show blog.


That's sounds interesting. Why do you do it?

Ah, well....because nobody else is doing it...I guess...anyway, what kind of research did you do?

1. Nov - Shawn Miller, 42, Citigroup managing director - found dead in bathtub with throat slashed. Murder weapon is missing. - Reference.

2. Oct - Edmund Reilly, 47, a trader at Midtown's Vertical Group, threw himself in front of a speeding Long Island Rail Road commuter train. - Reference.

3. Jan - William 'Bill' Broeksmit, 58, HUNG/POSSIBLE SUICIDE - Reference.

4. June - Richard Gravino, 49, Application Team Lead, JP Morgan, SUDDEN DEATH cause unknown/pending

5. June - James McDonald - President & CEO of Rockefeller & Co - apparently self-inflicted, GUNSHOT WOUND

6. May - Thomas Schenkman, 42, Managing Director of Global Infrastructure, JP Morgan, SUDDEN DEATH, cause unknown/pending

7. May - Naseem Mubeen - Assistant Vice President ZBTL Bank, Islamabad, SUICIDE jumped

8. May - Daniel Leaf - senior manager at the Bank of Scotland/Saracen Fund Managers, FELL OFF A CLIFF

9. May - Nigel Sharvin - Senior Relationship Manager Ulster Bank manage portfolio of distressed businesses, ACCIDENTAL DROWNING

10. April - Lydia (no surname given) 52, France's Bred-Banque-Populaire, SUICIDE jumped -Reference.

11. April - Li Jianhua, 49, Non-bank Financial Institutions Supervision Department of the regulator, HEART ATTACK

12. April - Benedict Philippens, Director/Manager Bank Ans-Saint-Nicolas, SHOT

13. April - Tanji Dewberry - Assistant Vice President, Credit Suisse, HOUSE FIRE

14. April - Amir Kess, co-founder and managing director Markstone Capital Group private equity fund, CYCLIST HIT BY CAR

15. April - Juergen Frick, 48, Bank Frick & Co. AG, SHOT Dead

16. April - Jan Peter Schmittmann - former CEO of Dutch Bank ABN Amro, (Possibly suicide, SHOT)

17. April - Andrew Jarzyk - Assistant Vice President, Commercial Banking at PNC Financial Services Group, MISSING/DEAD

18. March - Mohamed Hamwi - System Analyst at Trepp, a financial data and analytics firm, SHOT

19. March - Joseph Giampapa - JP Morgan lawyer, CYCLIST HIT BY MINIVAN

20. March - Kenneth Bellando, 28, (youngest) former JP Morgan, SUICIDE, allegedly jumping from his apartment building. - Reference.

21. Feb - John Ruiz Morgan Stanley Municipal Debt Analyst, died suddenly, NO CAUSE GIVEN

22. Feb - Jason Alan Salais, 34, Information Technology specialist at JPMorgan, FOUND DEAD outside a Walgreens pharmacy

23. Feb - Autumn Radtke, CEO of First Meta Bitcoin, a cyber-currency exchange firm, "Suspected SUICIDE" - Reference.

24. Feb - James Stuart Jr., Former National Bank of Commerce CEO, FOUND DEAD - Reference.

25. Feb - Edmund (Eddie) Reilly, trader at Midtown's Vertical Group, SUICIDE

26. Feb - Li Junjie, JP Morgan, Alleged SUICIDE after jumping from the JP Morgan HQ in Hong Kong - Reference.

27. Feb - Ryan Henry Crane, 37, Executive at JP Morgan, SUDDEN DEATH cause unknown -Reference.

28. Feb - Richard Talley -- A coroner's spokeswoman Thursday said Talley was found in his garage by a family member who called authorities. They said Talley died from seven or eight self-inflicted wounds from a nail gun fired into his torso and head. -- Reference.

29. Jan - Gabriel Magee, 39, JP Morgan employee, dead after allegedly jumping from the rooftop of JP Morgan HQ in Europe - Reference.

30. July - Julian Knott, 45, JPMorgan Executive Director, Global Tier 3 Network Operations, allegedly shot his wife multiple times, then shot himself dead. - Reference.

Well, that seems like a lot of names...

I'm not finished:
31. Jan - Mike Dueker, Suicide -- “Suicide” By 13 Meter Embankment (40-50 feet). He may have jumped over a 4-foot (1.2-meter) fence before falling down a 40- to 50-foot embankment.” -Reference.

Dueker worked at Seattle-based Russell for five years, and developed a business-cycle index that forecast economic performance. He was previously an assistant vice president and research economist at the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis. - Reference.

32. Jan - Carl Slym, SUICIDE

33. Jan - Tim Dickenson, Communications Director at Swiss Re AG, SUDDEN DEATH cause unknown

34. Dec 2013 - Robert Wilson, a retired hedge fund founder, apparent SUICIDE leaped to his death from his 16th floor residence

35. Dec 2013 - Joseph . Ambrosio, age 34, Financial Analyst for J.P. Morgan, died suddenly from Acute Respiratory Syndrome

36. Dec 2013 - Benjamin Idim, CAR ACCIDENT

37. Dec 2013 - Susan Hewitt - Deutsche Bank, DROWNING

38. Nov 2013 - Patrick Sheehan, CAR ACCIDENT

39. Nov 2013 - Michael Anthony Turner, Career Banker, CAUSE UNKOWN

40. Nov 2013 - Venera Minakhmetova Former Financial Analyst at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, CYCLIST HIT

41. Oct 2013 - Michael Burdin, SUICIDE

42. Oct 2013 - Ezdehar Husainat - former JP Morgan banker, killed in FREAK ACCIDENT when her SUV crushed her to death

43. Sept 2013 - Guy Ratovondrahona -Madagascar central bank, Sudden death - cause not confirmed

44. Aug 2013 - Pierre Wauthier, SUICIDE

45. Aug 2013 - Moritz Erhardt, SUICIDE

46. July 2013 Hussain Najadi CEO of merchant bank AIAK Group, SHOT

47. July 2013 Carsten Schloter, SUICIDE

48. July 2013 Sascha Schornstein - RBS in its commodity finance, MISSING

49. April 2013 David William Waygood, SUICIDE

50. Mar 2013 - David Rossi - communications director of troubled Italian bank Monte dei Paschi di Siena (MPS), SUICIDE

Lethal, but not fatal (more than one way to skin a banker)

51. Fang Fang - JP Morgan, China, DISGRACED

52. Nick Bagnall - Director at Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, son accidentally killed himself while trying to re-enact a Tudor hanging

53. Robin Clark - RP Martin -Wolf of Shenfield City banker shot, SURVIVED

54. Kevin Bespolka - Citi Capital Advisors, Dresdner Bank, Merrill Lynch and Morgan Stanley, Seriously injured and son dead

55. Robert Wheeler, 49, a Deutsche Bank financial advisor, DISGRACED

56. Chris Latham - Bank of America, ON TRIAL, Murder for Hire

57. Igor Artamonov - West Siberian Bank of Sberbank, Daughter found dead (POSSIBLE SUICIDE)

58. Hector Sants, Barclays - resigned due to stress and exhaustion, after being told he risked more serious consequences to his health if he continued to work - a remarkable turnaround as the Church reportedly approached him two months later and was told he had made a full recovery.

More suspicious deaths 

59. April 21st Bruce A. Schaal, 63, died suddenly Banker in Twin Lakes for 35 years

60. April 20th Keith Barnish 58, Died Suddenly (Still working as Senior Managing Director at Doral Financial Corporation. Previously Bear Stearns, Bank of America Senior Vice President).

61. March 12th Jeffrey Corzine, 31, son of MF Global CEO and Chairman Jon Corzine involved in major banking crime was found dead in an apparent suicide.

62. Keiran Toman, 39, former banker who believed he was being stalked by a reality TV crew starved to death in a hotel room, after leaving the "do not disturb" sign on door for TWO weeks.

[Highly suspicious claims, as many of us probably know that the hotel cleaning staff will knock on the door after 24 hours and eventually enter the room if failing to respond].

An inquest was opened after his death in July 2010 but his family asked for a second hearing as they were not informed. Police found all of Mr Toman's possessions in the room, but despite documents mentioning his family, failed to tell them he had died. -- Reference.

63. Nicholas Austin, 49, A former bank manager from Hersden died after drinking antifreeze in an effort to "get high". was found in a coma by his wife Lynn at their home in Blackthorne Road on October 5. He died the same day. - Reference.

Well, I think we might be onto a...

Just a minute:
64. Melissa Millian, 54, Senior Vice President at MassMutual Financial Group, stabbed in the chest near a jogging alley in Connecticut - Reference.

65. Karl Slym, 51, Tata Motors managing director - not a banker, but a top official that could be connected somehow to the others - discovered dead on the fourth floor of the Shangri-La hotel in Bangkok.

66. Geert Tack was a private banker for ING and managed portfolios of wealthy clients in Blegium. The cause of death was unknown at the time of the report, but he disappeared in mysterious circumstances, after driving his personal car to a garage from which he took a replacement car to an unknown destination. His body was found in November 2014 near the shores of the Ostend coast. -Reference.

67. Thieu Leenen, 64, Relatiemanager ABN/AMRO, Eindhoven, Nederland

68. Calogero Gambino, 41, Associate General Counsel and Managing Director at Deutsche Bank, America - Alleged SUICIDE by hanging - Reference.

69. Thierry Leyne, 48, banker at Anatevka S.A., Israël, "apparent SUICIDE"- Reference.

70. Tod Robert Edward, 51, Vice President of M&T Bank, Lancaster and Harrisburg Offices, and served as President of the Mortgage Banker's Assn - died on August 31st, 2014, on Grindstone Island, Clayton, NY, from injuries sustained in an accident. - Reference.

71. Therese Brouwer, 50, Managing Director ING, Nederland - Died in MH17 Crash - For me, this is absolutely HUGE, as I've spent weeks debunking the official story and, IMO, proving the false flag. -Reference.

We should find the killer!

Why?

Why? Those people were murdered!

If they were so good at their jobs at predicting the future, then they should have seen this coming....I say, let the banks kill off their own. We can't jail them. Firing them would cost the company money. I'm ok with this.

The banks are killing off their own people?

You don't think it's the government do you? Whoa, that's too much of a crazy conspiracy to even be a blog called Conspiracy Theory.