Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (THE DAY SUPERGIRL DIES)

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Which one of you thought up this SUPERGIRL VS THE WRITERS sketch?

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Me, sir. I was doing a insightful comparison of how the WORLD is fascinated with Superman, while ignoring the very same alien who is a woman.

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Is that so? Well, I spent the last three days looking at how many people are reading your sketch and you're CANCELED from our Finkle Universe.

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Until we can think up some funny jokes to do with you. If that's ok?

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Yes, I believe a female superhero space alien is capable of having a sense of humor. We agree to your terms.

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You're...not making this easy on me.



Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (ESCAPE FOR THE POTF)

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"Got jokes..."

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I just read the Google viewership for the last three shows and it's in the toilet! Who came up with this dumb PLANET OF THE FINKLE sketch?

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Well, I want you to put an end to it now! And get back to doing jokes which regular readers understands.

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Jokes that upholds the dignity that represents the Finkle Writer's Room.



Monday, August 26, 2019

Supergirl vs The Writers (TV CRITIC)

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The following scene took place on the set of SUPERGIRL VS THE WRITERS.

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Hey, thanks for coming Mr TV critic!

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I hope you notice the metaphors for female empowerment and the rights women struggle with keeping two lives authentic. The writers have 100% faith in your review, sir.

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…..

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"So...why does she show her nipple again? Is that the female empowerment or the two authentic lives?"

Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (POTF episode 3)

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On the next episode of PLANET OF THE FINKLE.

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Stop right there! I'm not going anywhere with you.

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Are you serious? You honestly DON'T want to go?

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I suppose you have the right to refuse...but are you sure?

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Yes I am.

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Okay...I'll tell the dentist you want to cancel your appointment....but your tooth won't get any better, you know?





Supergirl vs The Writers (FIGHT SCENES)

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The following scene happened between filming SUPERGIRL VS THE WRITERS

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Thanks for coming in to shoot this action scene.

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"No problem. I want to show little girls everywhere that women can be strong and independent."

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Great...now what I need for you to do is get in a fight with Superman. But, don't worry. This show is ALL about you, Supergirl.

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Now throw a punch!...that's great.

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Now really give it to him good!...that's great.

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Now really show him who's boss around here, Supergirl!...that's great.

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You guys are doing good.

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And now Superman will punch Supergirl… fight is over!

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Okay, that's a wrap. We'll continue the next scene in the hospital.

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Something doesn't seem right. I think you don't understand what little girls SHOULD be watching on television.


Sunday, August 25, 2019

Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (POTF: Episode 2)

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On the next episode of PLANET OF THE FINKLE.

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You know, before I became a time traveler, I worked for Starbucks coffee. That was a place where people went to drink expensive coffee for the status of affording it.

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I don't regret it, but time travel isn't my specialty. Okay, after I flip this switch, I can go back in time and return to a world I recognize.

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I need to warn everybody about how you Apes take over the world. And all I have to do is flip this...

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So, when did you realize flipping the switch was a bad idea?

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"Listen, you try using a computer with a high school diploma and see what happens!"