Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (THE SOUFAN GROUP)

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Do you remember when we wrote about THE SOUFAN GROUP and we got all the hate mail? And there was this guy who met us in the elevator...



Hey, can you do me a favor? I want to scare me wife into thinking that all my jokes belong in my blog show called Conspiracy Theory with Frank Finkle, and none of her's is any good. So...can you pretend you're a gangster?
Say you're from The Soufan Group..ok?



"Excuse me, are you the two who writes that Conspiracy Theory blog with Frank Finkle?"



"I hate it! And you know what else? I'm going to do something about it too."



It turned out he was just a fan himself and was just grabbing his ink pen to get an autograph.



"Honest, I think Frank Finkle is the funniest character you two have ever done."



My wife writes all his jokes...thanks a lot...

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (VOICE: DEPORTATION HOTLINE)

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I'm having second thoughts about this whole "Finkle Talent Show" blog idea. Talent shows brings out the worse of human nature.


Thanks for wanting to put us in your Finkle talent show, buddy. My wife and son are very gifted.



"Jeffery, you sing this song perfect or I'm going to report you to the Deportation Hotline."



Did she just threaten to have her own son deported?



"Don't think I won't do it too! Your bald headed father shouldn't have been born in Mexico."



The Deportation Hotline shouldn't be used to haul off family members, that's not right, is it?


"Oh, it's ok. She has me deported every Tuesday. To tell you the truth, I need the vacation."

ST. VINCENT 'Los Ageless'

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St. Vincent undergoes plastic surgery in the new video for 'Los Ageless'.

The track is the latest to be taken from upcoming album 'MASSEDUCATION', with the video directed by Willo Person.

A witty, surreal glimpse of America's paranoid fixation with physical beauty, it's a startling, colour-saturated clip.

Tune in now.

'MASSEDUCATION' is released on October 13th, with St. Vincent set to launch the Fear The Future Tour on October 7th with a show in Los Angeles.

Can't make it? Don't worry - the whole set will be broadcast online via Red Bull.

St. Vincent has confirmed the following shows:

October
17 London O2 Academy Brixton
18 Manchester O2 Apollo Manchester
20 Dublin Olympia Theatre

Join us on Vero, as we get under the skin of global cultural happenings. 

                                       

Off Bloom 'Shut Up And Let Me Walk'

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Anglo-Danish pop project Off Bloom have shared a bold new video.

The group's new EP 'Lover Like Me' is incoming, with the three-piece planning to release a trilogy of interconnected videos.

New cut 'Shut Up And Let Me Walk' opens the endeavour, a bold, colourful, and dramatically engaging work.

Off Bloom explain: "We wrote this song on a feeling of anger! Proper anger and frustration! In today's society anger and sadness are seen as weak traits, but for us it's the contrary. Weakness is not being able to acknowledge that we all fuck up from time to time, that we can all be fucking stupid."

"The three of us had each been going through this frustration, whether it was because of the current political climate and the fact that Trump became president, or it was a fight with some fake music industry wanker or it was because of some bullshit from a boy/girl... we'd had enough! So shut up and let me walk!"

Tune in now.

Catch Off Bloom supporting Fickle Friends at the following shows:

October
24 Manchester Gorilla
25 Nottingham Rescue Rooms
26 London O2 Forum

For tickets to the latest Off Bloom shows click HERE.

Join us on Vero, as we get under the skin of global cultural happenings. 

"Finkle Billy" (PUERTO RICO VACATION)

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You've got mail, Mister Finkle.



"Hey look! We've just got an all expense paid vacation to Puerto Rico."


"Hey boss, take this job and shove it. I just got an all expense paid vacation to Puerto Rico!"


"Boy, look at all the traffic to get to Puerto Rico. A bunch of people must have gotten the same letter in the mail."



Dad, I've got a question?


Since when does the Red Cross start giving out free tickets?

(BSIDE) Django X 30 X Dizz - "Want Me In Cuffs"

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‘WANT ME IN CUFFS’

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Pressplay media have released the latest visuals from B Side featuring their very own Django, 30 and Dizz who return with Want Me In Cuffs.

The music video features clips from the classic West Coast film Menace 2 Society as well as shots of the trio masked up spitting their violent raps.

Be sure to watch the music video for Want Me In Cuffs above!

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (THE GUN JOKE)

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"How am I going to write this blog today?"


Make it funny.


"I don't know how to do it."


What's the show gonna be about?



"Guns..."


Ok, just make it funny.


Why don't you do a blog about pickles. Everybody likes PICKLES.


Yeah, pickles are funny. Do a blog about pickles.


"Alright, everybody put your hands where I can see 'em. I've got a pickle and I'm not afraid to use it."


That's not bad. Now all you need to do is hope there's a corned beef riot at the deli down the street.

OFB (RV, Headie One, Kash, Tuggzy & Lowkey) - "Mad Max"

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 ‘MAD MAX’ VISUALS

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Taken off the ultimate UK street album ‘Most Wanted’ – track ‘Mad Max’ has been ringing bells since it’s release.

Today, OFB come through with some COLD visuals directed by Suave. With a hard hook and bars to match, this tracks a certified banger.

Check out the video in full above.