I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Was America to blame for the Brazil coup d'etat of DILMA ROUSSEFF?
My guest today is the star of Warner Brothers movies, Elmer Fudd.
"I'm going to war with a government!"
What is Sedric talking about now?
What? But, how are you going to do that?
"First thing I'm going to do is get a bunch of people to help me. So, what I'm going to have to do is talk to them the best way I know how."
This is going to be good.
How's that?
"The television and print media. See, we work at Goldman Saks, and what we did was call the 5 millionaires who own the majority of the media in Brazil and tell them to frame the president for a crime...it doesn't matter what kind."
So, you're doing it for the American government?
"No, why should the government care about some South American country that no politician can point to on a map?"
"It was us the whole time."
But, why are you going to war with Brazil?
"Do you know how much money our company can make with private industry in a building economy?"
But, what if a Brazilian doesn't want to help you?
"We're Goldman Saks, it's not like they have a choice. What are they going to do, come to our bank and start shooting up the place?"
I should click like on this one....Nah, I better not. Sedric doesn't need any more attention.
Well, thanks for coming to the show, Mr Fudd.
As always, visit Maury's House Of Bagels. When you think bagals, think Maury's bagels.
