"Hello, can I talk to Frank?....yes I'll hold....Hello, Frank? Why haven't you been doing your show for 2 months? Somebody just told me you canceled the show?"
No. I was suspended.
"Suspended? Was it the Mickey Mouse stuff you were adding to those blogs?"
I don't know, they never told me. But, there's this idea I've been having for a new show. It's about FAKE NEWS.
"Fake News, huh? That's a good topic."
Yeah, but with all these blogs and television shows and radio host out there, everybody's doing a form of Conspiracy Theory. Where do we even fit in, Maury?
"Well, I believe in you, Frank. Nobody can think you're real news.
I know, but I will really miss giving the show over to Mickey Mouse.
Hey, it's not my fault they suspended you! Maybe it was your dumb jokes!
"Who was that, Frank?"
Nobody...I'll call you back when I have another idea for a show.
Don't blame me for your stupid show, dummy!
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