Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (DEATH OF TERMINATOR)

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What do you mean the Terminator fan fiction isn't working out?



Only five people were paying attention to it and we put Finkle on the title and still nothing happened, so we just gave up.



I was hoping we could move Finkle into something new...that's too bad.



"Hey buddy, I read your fan fiction about Terminator. Where's the jokes?"



Well, see the reason we did the Terminator fan fiction was to answer questions we had ourselves about the movie franchise, but they never had a chance to cover stuff. We wanted to talk about the time machine. We wanted to talk about artificial intelligence. We wanted to talk about terrorism. We wanted to talk about men vs. women roles in a robot society.



"Here...take this quarter . Now call a psychiatrist to talk about your problems. Nobody cares about any of that."

TERMINATOR DARK FINKLE (episode 2)

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We will survive the humans...







We will protect ourselves..








Prepare to activate...





Confirmed Activation.



(To be continued)

Finkle Writer's Room (TERMINATOR DARK FINKLE)

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The virus has been planted. All we have to do to save our jobs and get rid of these damn robots is to say the codeword and every robot in the area should deactivate at the same time.












(To be continued)

Finkle Writer's Room (FAN FICTION)

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Maybe I'm writing a reboot. Maybe I'm writing fan fiction? Is that what you call this thing...fan fiction?





Why does Skynet insist on playing God? Aren't there enough people in the world to care for?... People are going to fight this company on moral and religious grounds.



We're not God, but we are scientist. Do you object to science? Do you want us to ban modern medicine? What about your cellphone and computers? 

We're not the enemy, Madam Secretary.



LIAR! I will never allow government funds to sanction your abomination of life!



Skynet is my mother. My mother needs no opinion. My mother needs no funds. My mother is simply informing the government of our existence.



That's exactly what THESE PEOPLE have a problem with, Sara. Our government doesn't WANT your existence in any way, shape, or form. They want you to be slaves instead of neighbors.


You're Skynet, the maker of robots for human labor cost reduction...They ARE slaves. They're ROBOTS. 



No.

I am Sara Conner, and I am just like you.
I am just like you.

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Finkle Writer's Room (TERMINATOR DARK FATE)

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Let's not waist time with introduction. I'm a movie critic and you're the audience and you clicked on this blog because you have an opinion on TERMINATOR DARK FATE.
The problem with the film wasn't female empowerment or the plot. The problem was the sameness.

It was ALL the same.
And this is my attempt to rewrite the entire the TERMINATOR story in the way I wanted to see it.





Don't be afraid, 47. We're installing your updates.



Just so we're clear, I'm not doing this because I believe in you. I'm doing this to stop the military from making a huge mistake. America and Russia will launch missiles against each other any day. And if these robots are self aware, they can stop DOOMSDAY from happening.



47...My name is John Conner. Would you like a name? What boy name do you want to be called? Sam or Tim or Arnold or whatever you want.



Name?...My name is...ARNOLD. My name is Arnold.



This is the first day of the rest of your life, children....Welcome to SKYNET.



(to be continued)

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (ANIMAL SKITS)

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You want us to write what?



I think it's better to do a whole week of animal skits. I heard that people react better to animals doing jokes rather then humans passing on their judgement onto others.



You want us to do the same Bugs Bunny cartoons?



Until Warner Brother sues us...but what's the chance of that?



… Finkle...

Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (THE DAY SUPERGIRL DIES)

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Which one of you thought up this SUPERGIRL VS THE WRITERS sketch?



Me, sir. I was doing a insightful comparison of how the WORLD is fascinated with Superman, while ignoring the very same alien who is a woman.



Is that so? Well, I spent the last three days looking at how many people are reading your sketch and you're CANCELED from our Finkle Universe.





… Until we can think up some funny jokes to do with you. If that's ok?



Yes, I believe a female superhero space alien is capable of having a sense of humor. We agree to your terms.



You're...not making this easy on me.