Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (HECKLERS)

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I think this Finkle show of yours is starting to get some weird hecklers. Don't you remember that guy who put a boulder in our kitchen?



What the Hell is that?



I mean, he was confused. We never made jokes about Eskimos! But he was so crazy, that he put a boulder in our house.



Look you...we don't make jokes like that. Now get this rock out of our house!



After a while he apologized, but then...



Hey, is that a horse in our living room?



Oh my God!...What are you feeding him?

Finkle Theory (TELL DON'T SHOW)

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In a few hours, we'll have Epstein out of prison and he'll be safe and sound at home. We didn't need to kill him after all.



Now listen closely. Don't show the press Epstein on a stretcher and call it a dead body. Just let the story play out in the media. We're gonna call this OPERATION: TELL DON'T SHOW...



Yes sir. I'll inform the guards to turn off the security cameras.



No...on second thought. LEAVE THE CAMERAS ON. Just in case Epstein thinks about writing a book. Leave all the cameras on.

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (PARTY-LINE)

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Yeah, it's true. The Finkle blog is back on. What about it?



"Well, me and my friend on the PARTY-LINE were wanting to know because we used to read it a long time ago and we didn't see it anymore."



"We remember when you were funny."



Party-Line? Yeah, we know. It's not our fault...it's Google.



"Oh, did they stop the show?"



"Did they stop you from being funny?"



Say?....who is this?



"Oh, I'm sorry if we insulted you. It's raining outside and the museum is closed."



So?



"Well, this show is like a museum. This is where jokes go to die, isn't it?"

Finkle Theory (FAKING A DEATH)

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You want to fake a death, huh?...Sure. But, we can't just tell people it's suicide on the first try! What you gotta do is pretend that you're capable of doin' it FIRST.



How about we put him in the same prison that a high profile criminal was able to escape from?



That's a damn good idea, but we have to fake this death like we did all the others. Have a guard find him.



Should the guard find Epstein hanged or dead already?



Shit, it doesn't matter. The public just wants to hear Epstein is dead. They won't care how.



Alright...I'll get the boys to think up a story and we'll secretly get Epstein out the front door.

Finkle Theory (JEFFERY EPSTEIN)

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It began on a Tuesday...

So...how would YOU do it? How would you kill Jeffery Epstein?

Do you WANT Epstein dead? He's your friend, Edgar.

Well, Jeffery knows things. And he could talk to people.

Jeffery doesn't want to talk to anybody. He has nothing to gain from talking. Why don't you just get him out of prison.

You can't just get a man out of prison...we would need a good reason for it. Like a AMAZINGLY good reason.

Why don't you fake a injury? Or...I don't know...a suicide. 

You mean what we did with Timothy McVeigh? FAKE A DEATH...yes that'd work. You're a genius, darling.