Hello, on the show today, we're going to talk bout a Conspiracy Theory that many people have been talking about on the internet.
Did the Russians steal the 2016 American presidential election.
On my show today is stars of film and screen, Boris and Natasha.
"Yesss?"
I'm going to come right out and say it, did you steal the 2016 presidential election?
"How could we possibly do that? Your process of voting is remarkable and foolproof. It's not like you have voting machines with computers."
Well, actually we do have computer voting machines.
"Well, I'm sure you have unbiased people looking after those machines to make sure nobody tampers with them."
Well, actually the biased person sits alone in a room where anybody could get to them.
"But, I'm sure you have candidates that everyone can agree with and incredibly popular?"
Well. actually a lot of people had a problem with both candidates.
"Yesss, maybe I answered your question better then I could have, hmm?"
How's that?
"Your presidential election wasn't stolen after all...YOU GAVE IT AWAY."
But...but...but....
"Don't strain yourself. The words will come out eventually."
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