I'm Frank Finkle and this is Conspiracy Theory.
Today we talk about a very important topic. We talk with the Syrian WHITE HELMETS to see what they're actually doing over there and if they really exist.
What's that? We didn't get the Syrian White Helmets?...Well, who did we get?....some GUY in a white helmet?
Hi, my name is Kevin.
Ahhh....Hello, Kevin...is that a Star Wars costume?
You bet your ass it is! It cost me $80 bucks.
Well, do you know anything about Syrians?
Syrians?...Are we fighting them?
No, America and England and the EU are funding the White Helmets to help the injured in a war zone. But, they've been spotted with guns and standing over dead bodies.
Wow, why do you think they were doing that?
I don't know, Kevin. That's why we had a show today.
Ok, I see....I could pretend to be one of them.
That'll never work, Kevin.
I might as well tell people our sponsor now. Stop by Maury's House Of Bagels.
When you think of bagels, think Maury's bagels.
I could pretend to be a bagel.
No thanks, Kevin.
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