Listen Santa, I said I want a Red Robin air-rifle and I don't care what that movie says!
Damnit, are we on the air?
Ahhh....
I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Does the cast system in India make it a Fascist country?
My guest today is the one and only Princess Jasmine. Thanks for coming to the show.
"I object to this subject matter. We are NOT fascist. Who have you been talking to?...the Pakistanis?"
Now, I don't mean to be insensitive to your many years of history.
"India has a rich culture of tolerance. We have Christians, Muslims, Hindus, and others who get along beautifully."
Except for when some Hindus kill Christians and Muslims?
"Ok, that happens, but don't make it sound like India is a bunch of Nazis!"
Do you hate the Nazis?
"Ok, sure they had some good ideas, but we treat everyone the SAME."
What about the Untouchables?
"Everyone the SAME except them...what's the problem?"
Well, that says it all right there!
You have a Fascist country, but you don't want anyone to say the words Fascist.
"Can't we call it something else?...how about bubblegum?
That has a nice ring to it."
I don't know if we can. But, thanks to Disney for letting you come to the show, Princess.
"That Black mouse can't tell ME what to do."
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"I had sex with that Black mouse once....just once..."
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