Ladies and gentlemen, being married is the most complicated job the military doesn't train us for. I still remember when I met my wife. I was in the National Guard looking for a CARAVAN, when I bought a sandwich from a pretty girl.
Oh, these people don't want to hear about us.
They came here to read jokes without us hitting them on the head politics.
You're right, honey. I was just going to tell them that when I was in the National Guard looking for a CARAVAN, I was sitting around doing nothing all day. And that's how we met each other.
Love is the most wonderful thing in the world! Even if it comes from hate of Brown people from Mexico based on a conspiracy theory from talk radio...it's LOVE.
"Is this a real story dad, or just some story you came up with at the last minute?"
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