Ok, it's award season and we have to talk about this piece of crap movie, DOWNSIZING. Let's start with an introduction using Matt Damon.
Welcome to the Norwegian Mad Science Department.
"The world is overpopulated. And the only solution we can think of is shrinking you down to 4 inches tall..."
"I know it sounds silly, but think of how much money you'll save by being 4 inches tall. Did I tell you that you'll never be able to go home again or have a real job?"
"Now, all we need from you is $50,000 and we will put you in dollhouse in a GIANT dollhouse city. But, don't worry about how things work. We shrunk down a labor staff to tend to your needs...yes, we shrunk down some poor people to 4 inches tall to be a labor force...and that's perfectly NOT evil at all."
Ok, now after you finish writing the review, shrink the letter down to 4 inches tall so people will think twice about seeing Ant-Man 2 when it comes out next year.
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