Thursday, November 16, 2017

"Finkle Films" (BATMAN VS SUPERMAN)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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Before we talk about the JUSTICE LEAGUE movie, let's all admit that it's a sequel to a movie that had a few problems to understand. And that movie was called BATMAN VS SUPERMAN.
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"Hey, some people liked that movie!"

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Ok, ok, settle down...To start this off, do you remember how Bruce Wayne adopted a boy and made him Robin the Boy Wonder? 

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Well, in BATMAN VS SUPERMAN, they have the very scene this movie wants you to forget about. And at the same time, it's the same scene that everything depends on you believing...the death of that little girl's parents. 
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"The movie isn't called Little Girl In A Sweater. It's called BATMAN VS SUPERMAN!"

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Yeah, but what happened to the little girl? Did Bruce Wayne just leave her there with her dead parents? Did he drop her off at a orphanage? If Bruce Wayne spent 18 months thinking of how to kill Superman then he had time to tell the audience what happen to that little girl.
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"Nobody cares."

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And there was a terrorist attack in a Senate hearing? Why wasn't the rest of the movie about that terrorist attack? America would've blamed Superman for it...but they just moved on.
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"Just go see JUSTICE LEAGUE and tell us about it."

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We're not looking forward to seeing a part TWO for a movie that didn't finish it's part ONE.


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