Hello! I am Frank Finkle 3000 and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Will RCEP make China the superpower after the TPP failed?
My guest today is America and China.
It's nice to be on the show again, Finkle. Hurry it up!
Yes, sir.
Now, tell your readers the wonderful thing the RCEP will do for us all.
It will use 45-46% of the entire world's population.
Yes, and we are the star!
"We had them, robot! We had them by the throat. We had a bunch of countries signed up to trade with us and keep China from taking over the Asian trade scam, see?"
America, people said the TPP would have cost millions of jobs from citizens being employed?
"Look, the 20th century is over, see? Big business is already sending labor jobs overseas. Big business is investing in automation. Big business doesn't WANT to hire labor jobs in the states anymore."
Oh, I didn't realize how important the TPP really was. Why wasn't this explained to the American people better?
Wrong! America has too many words. We don't need words anymore.
Oh, I forgot...America has too many stupid people in it.
I'll tell you what we have too many of...Mexicans! We have too many Mexicans. I'm going to bomb them. And make Canada pay for it...TRUST ME.
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