Hello! I am Frank Finkle 3000 and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Can FACTS be used as a weapon to destabilize trust in society?
You might know my next guest from his part in IRON-MAN 3, The Mandarin.
"Good Evening, Mr. Finkle."
I am glad to have you on my blog show.
"I've never been interviewed by a robot before."
Well, I've never interviewed a British actor pretending to be Chinese before.
"Chinese? Who said I was Chinese?"
Your name, The Mandarin...it's Chinese. That's a fact.
"No, see in the movie, I was from the middle east. That's a fact."
No, you're wrong. In the movie, you talked about fortune cookies. That means you were Chinese. That's a fact.
"No, I never said I was Chinese in the movie. That's a fact!"
But, you never said you were middle-eastern. That's a fact.
"I said fortune cookies were American. That's a fact."
But, the fortune cookie was invented by Chinese Americans, so that makes you Chinese. That's a fact.
"I'm starting to loose my mind here talking to you, Finkle."
Is that a fact?
"Yes! That's a fact!"
Well, thank you for coming to the show. Would you like a bagel from Maury's House of Bagels? When you think bagels, think Maury.
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