I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Did Israel attack the USS Liberty to start a war in the middle east?
The following footage was found of a couple having a conversation on that day while the attack was being conducted.
Let's take a look:
Help! Help! They're using machine guns and torpedoes!
Who's using machine guns and torpedoes?
It's the Israeli planes!
Wow, maybe they don't know you're American.
Yes they do! We have our American flag showing and everything!
Oh, well maybe they're just playing a war game and it's getting out of hand.
There's 35 men dead, already!
I can't hear you. The phone is breaking up.
I think they're using napalm gas!
They're using Nat Palm's ass? Who's Nat Palm?
Call the president!
Ok...hold on...Hello, Mr. Johnson? There's a ship being attacked....and something about a guy named Nat Palm. What should we do?
Shit, boy. I knew this would happen. Boy...do you know what "Blood Libel" is?
No...is that what we should put on Nat Palm's ass?
Boy, you just let that damn ship sink. Goodbye.
Oh dear.
(click)
I talked to the president for you.
And what did he say?
Ah...you'll be fine. But, Nat Palm is gonna have some problems.
Whoa, that was educational. Very educational. Tune in tomorrow where our new sponsor will be Preparation H.
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