I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Are there child molesters in public restrooms? My guess today is respected reverend Ernest Angley. Thanks for coming Reverend Angley.
Oh, thanks for having me Franks. I just love talk about those children...those wonderful delicious children.
Well, no problem at all. So..ah...do you think there's child molesters in public restrooms?
I can testify in front of you right here, as my witness, that demons are walking around and looking to take out delicious children and do unspeakable things to them. They'll touch them and smell them....and...and...what were we talking about again?
The children.
Oh yes, those delicious children.
I have to ask you Reverend, what made you think there were child molesters in public restrooms in the first place?
I saw the light one night, Franks.
A holy light?
\\A movie light, I was watching a pornography movie and there is was...filth! Men and boys and candy bars and bubbles. I couldn't focus anymore. I had to watch it two more times to make sure I didn't mistaken what I was seeing...as my witness.
Hey, those movies are illegal Reverend.
Can you feel it?
Feel what?
You need to join our movement, Franks. Can you help us out with a contribution to save these poor delicious children?
I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. This has been brought to you by Maury's House Of Bagels. When you think of bagels think Maury's Bagels.
Are you still here? Get out you creep.
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