"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (SYRIANS)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

My name is Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.

Are Syrian refugees being used as weapon to destroy Europe?

László Bogár, an economist, university lecturer and pro-government publicist, went on public television in Hungary, in order to explain to viewers how the dastardly United States is using the refugee crisis as a weapon to destabilize Europe. According to Mr. Bogár, the EU’s real, “natural” allies are Russia and China. 
“Empires always liked to believe and promote that they will last forever. As such, we need not be especially surprised that the elites of the United States believe this as well. This is what their ambassador in Budapest is trying to demonstrate, in her disciplinary speech; a speech that rather proved to be the pathetic effort of a decaying empire. The only thing that’s more amusing is how their ‘local’ lackeys desperately attempted to make it appear as though anyone still cared about a decaying empire’s efforts at sounding tough…Today, they are producing such a planetary vortex, that is pumping out wrecked societies into Europe, which is now its rival, in order to use this as a weapon to wipe out our continent.”

"Hello, I'm Lou Finkle, creator of this BlogCast and I in no way endorse the theory of the show today. People can't be used to destabilize any country no more than cows or chickens."

Oh, you're going to break into my perfectly good post to say the opposite of it, Lou?

"Yep, we need the readers, Frank. And I can't let you piss off the 6 people who read this post and like refugees. Or bought a Wyclef Jean record or anything like that, ok?"

Well, that's what Conspiracy Theory should be about, Lou. The very nature of them is to take something people like and just piss on. Piss on it good!
Hey look, there's a woman with an apple pie...piss on it.
Hey kid, you got any gum?..you do?...piss on it.
Hey, do you have any Arby's coupons?...piss on it.

"I do not endorse pissing on Arby's coupons."
"They're the maker of good sandwiches and curly fries"

Oh, you like curly fries do 'ya? You know what I do to curly fries?
I PISS ON IT!

My name is Frank Finkle and this was my Conspiracy Theory.