My name is Frank Finkle...and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Britney Spears’ Meltdown was Manufactured by the Bush Administration?
In 2007 Britney Spears had a rough year. It seemed as she made headlines one right after the other with bizarre behaviors—including shaving her head—like she was having some kind of meltdown.
Conspiracy theorists claim that the whole thing was staged by the Bush administration to deflect publicity away from any major political PR disasters.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction in the war in Iraq and Afghanistan..
"Hey Frank, I thought you were just suppose to do political stuff when you took over Conspiracy Theory?"
"Isn't it bad enough that you let Donald Trump buy our house and shut us down? This is the first Conspiracy Theory we've been able to do in weeks, you know?"
Ok, but I was waiting for someone else to be a front runner so I could interview them and make up something....I could do Marco Rubio, I guess. Do you think he's a space alien?
"You can't interview a Spanish speaking person and say the word ALIEN in the same conversation, Frank."
I could do my interview in all Spanish?
"Yeah, yeah...or you could do an interview without your pants on. I don't suggest you do either of those."
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