But all those women are practically shrinking wallflowers in comparison to this funny female.
Bridget Everett is one of Amy Schumer's best pals, having bonded over their love of Chardonnay, and both comedians took to the stage at the Oddball Comedy Show in Florida last week.
And if Schumer's jokes about sex offend, you should probably click out of this now.
Bridget, a cabaret singer meets comedian, performed in a red dress with a neckline that plunged to her stomach teamed with matching knickers.
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Bridget Everett
Normally, we'd say an outfit like this was begging for a wardrobe malfunction, but actually, that's what Bridget was aiming for.
The 43-year-old, who is six foot tall, pulled her boobs out of her frock – and nope, she wasn't wearing a bra.
Miss Everett then proceeded to squat and nearly flashed her undercarriage to the crowd.
With the performer clutching a bottle of wine (our kind of girl), you would be forgiven for thinking that Bridget had downed a bit too much vino, but this is standard behaviour from the rising star.
Bridget, who labels her performances as alt-cabaret, essentially uses her boobs as props in her shows, simulates sex with audience members and sings songs like "What I Gotta Do To Get That D*** In My Mouth".
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Speaking to Vogue, Bridget, who has performed on Inside Amy Schumer, said: "When I’m stage, I just feel like the beast is out of the cage and I’ve got to go f***ing crazy. And the more fun the audience is having, the further I’ll go. I want it to be memorable for them and most importantly, I want it to be memorable for me.
"That’s what makes me think I have the best job in the world. I get to drink all night and sit on people’s faces. It’s not a bad way to make a living."
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