Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Did you see #Tut last night?

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

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Queen Elizabeth II is sorta in hot water for some grainy, old footage of her giving the Nazi salute as a kid. It's actually more embarrassing than anything. The film, taken in 1933, show's her uncle (Edward VIII) teaching the gesture to the 7 year-old, future monarch. The British press is having a field day but c'mon. What little kid hasn't done something they've regretted? You can't hold an adult accountable for that. Kids just imitate what they see. How many millions of kids grew up watching and repeating stuff from The Cosby Show? Not saying Bill Cosby is Hitler but...you know what I mean!  
 


Kings and queens are held to higher standards. One of the most celebrated kings in human history is King Tut. His alleged exploits on the Egyptian throne has been given the film treatment several times and now it's Spike's turn with the miniseries Tut. For a ruler who died before his 20s, he got lots of poon! The drama features a fuck scene where the teen king boinks the gorgeous Ankhe, played by Sibylla Deen. We get some basic cable seat meat from the hot Australian and even more keister features from her body double standing up from a bath. King Tut? More like King Butt!

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