"Finkle Films" (CALL ME BY YOUR NAME)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


"Today we reached out to challenge our expectations about Oscar-bait-movies. So, we went into a film we knew nothing about, called CALL ME BY YOUR NAME."



First, let me say, I think we might get arrested for watching this movie. Not because it was just bad...but, because it's a movie for pedophiles.


Second, it's not just a movie for regular pedophiles...it's for Gay pedophiles who go on vacations to France!



Third, it's not just for Gay pedophiles who go on vacations to France, but it's also for teenage boys who try to hide their sexuality by having sex with other underage teenage girls. 



Fourth, we might get arrested for watching a movie with an underage teenage girl!



"So, see this movie if you want to go to jail...I guess."