Monday, October 9, 2017

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (WHAT'S NOT A SPORT)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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This is WKRP with the news! Today, a riot broke out at McDonalds over what appears to be packets of Rick And Morty Schezuan Sauce. The police have been called to handle the angry patrons.
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"I can see that happening. It's what people call a Sport, nowadays."

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So, is the topic of tonight's blog is WHAT'S NOT A SPORT?
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It better be, sister. I want some controversy on this comedy crap you people are running here. And mention Golf...that's not a SPORT. That's more of a hobby....and NASCAR can't be sport either, right? Write all that up.

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How do we make it funny?
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"Honey, do you have any ideas about your blog today?"

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Yeah, we should talk about why adults would go to a hamburger restaurant for Chinese food condiments.


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