"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (GLOBAL SKEPTICISM)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


"Hey, Frank...What time is it?"


4:30 pm.



"How do you know?"


Because it's 4:30 pm.



"Did you look at the clock long enough to make sure it isn't broken?"


No, why would I do that?



"For the same reason to make sure you are actually on your internet show. I mean, what if you're DREAMING you're doing a Conspiracy Theory?"


But...I'm not dreaming.



"Wait a second...Tell me something, do you know when you're dreaming WHEN you're dreaming or do you know it WHEN you wake up?"


Ahh...



"So, what time is it now?"


Shut up! This was a whole WASTE of TIME...just shut up!