"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle 3000 (FORT BENNING)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


Hello! I am Frank Finkle 3000 and I have a Conspiracy Theory.
Is FORT BENNING a place where they train assassins and terrorist?
Excuse me, do you know where the School Of The Americas is?



"Eh, you mean the place where they've got all the South Americans?"



Yes



"You mean the place that teaches them how to be super soldiers?"



Yes



"You mean the place that has 9 graduates that went to South America and became dictators?"



Yes



"Nope...they said it's called Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation now."



Fine, where can I find that?



"Sorry doc, but you wanted to find the place that trains assassins. Those other guys train Freedom Fighters."



What's the difference?



"Well, about 20 years in prison I'd say."



Where can I find this WHISC place?



"Let me ask 'ya something, doc? Isn't this a military base?"



Yes.



"And don't military bases train soldiers to kill other people?"



Yes.



"Then in a way, the School Of The Americas is ALLL around 'ya, ain't it?"



I think I should've asked someone else.