Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Pirate Chest of (KELLI GARNER)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*
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How was your weekend guys? Was San Andreas as crap-tastic as it looked? It's unseasonably cold in my part of the country so I just spent the past few days skipping the gym, eating crap, feeling bad about crap and complaining about the government. A normal weekend.
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The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe aired on Lifetime recently. That may sound less than enticing for a couple of reasons, one being the seemingly infinite amount of biopics on the former Norma Jeane Mortenson. I would think at this point we're more aware of the late sex symbol's life story than our own. Plus, the fact his thing aired on Lifetime means this endeavor will be sans nudity and quality. The name Lifetime is more synonymous with cheesy flicks about serial killer soccer moms and Grey's Anatomy repeats than great cinema. 
But low and behold, the flick wasn't bare of bare ass! Kelli Garner starred (and by most accounts, was pretty good) as the titful, titular Monroe. Recreating the famous Playboy shoot, Garner goes fully nude showing her great booty and some side boob. Big breasted Garner is no stranger to nudity and it's great to see her commit to playing the revered icon by showing her rear! Marilyn would be proud!
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