Friday, June 5, 2015

HAND JOB KARAOKE is a REAL show!

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

As the small penis competition gets underway with its search to find the world's tiniest manhood, we take a look at some of the other strange contests taking place on the planet.
HAND-JOB KARAOKE
Yes it is as weird as it sounds.
 
In Japan there’s a game show in which contestants have to sing karaoke while getting a hand job.
The object of Sing What Happens is pretty straight forward. The contestant has to sing a song while a woman dressed as a sexy nurse pleasures him.
The aim is to sing (without wavering) and to finish the song before blowing your load.
Yes, people actually ejaculate. Sometimes prematurely.
SEARCH FOR THE SMALLEST PENIS
Having a tiny manhood has never been so sought after!
Contestants of this bizarre show flaunt their disappointing dongs for everyone to see.
And the owner of the world's smallest penis wins a measly £325 – hardly a consolation for baring your tiny todger.
But then he should be used to a small wad!
This year the New York competition has opened up a website that lets you nominate your friends as they are lacking in submissions.
Last year, the contest was won by Indian scholar Rajeeve Gupta.
He said: “I’m so happy!
“Hopefully I’ll meet someone because of this.”
Men with trousers down entering small penis contest
TINY TODGER: Have you got the world's smallest penis [GETTY ]
COCKROACH BLOWING
The Japanese have done it again.
Another gameshow mind-boggling gameshow sees woman trying not to get a mouth full of cockroach.
The contestants sit with their mouth on either end of a see-through tube with a cockroach in the middle.
The aim of the game appears to be to make the other girl eat the insect.
In a nail-biting few minutes the sizeable insect is seen passing back and forward along the tube.
Until one huge blow sees the cockroach zoom into one girl's mouth.
Bizzarely the girl seems to like it and giggles at the camera.
SEX MIMING
The Air Sex World Championships is basically like playing air guitar but a dirty version.
It's having sex with an imaginary friend in front of an audience.
Woman miming blow job
BARMY: The Air Sex championships take place in the US [YOUTUBE ]
The US contest, which started in 2009, tours across the whole of America looking for the best sex mimer.
And when they find the perfect solo artist they are crowned as the Air Sex Victor.
Man has air sex lying on floor
GOING SOLO: A man does his best to impress the judges at the Air Sex contest [YOUTUBE ]
WORM CHARMING
Worm charmers get a small plot of soil and try to get the most worms in a set amount of time.
The World Worm Charming Championships have been going on in England since 1980.
The record for most worms is 567 held by a 10-year-old girl.
BEE WEARING
A bee-wearing or bee-bearding competition is held in China every year.
The winner is decided by the most weight of bees.
The Guinness World Record holder wore around 87 pounds, which was around 350,000 bees.
 

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